What Are You Thinking? Continued 7

[sallycee]

So she tells me 2 days later that she stopped taking birth control 3 weeks ago

well apparently there is a baby boom coming in December.......

 

[Spins]

That I would like to find some remedy to sinus pressure, but drilling a whole in my head seems to not be recommended.

 

[tnman03]

well apparently there is a baby boom coming in December.......

lol...no doubt...and on top of that I read a while back that they'll be a global shorage on...condoms... so...yeah. Baby's.

 

[Misshotndeep]

That I would like to find some remedy to sinus pressure, but drilling a whole in my head seems to not be recommended.

Steamy hot shower.
Pour room temp water up your nose. They have an thing to do it.
Hold your nose and try blowing. Your ears will pop. Gives a little relief.

 

[Taegul]

I've heard promos for upcoming news programs that are going to share with me tips and tricks to reduce or stop the number of times I touch my face.

How about some tips and tricks to reduce the number of times I touch my penis? I've been searching for those pearls of wisdom since I was thirteen ffs.

 

[Orchidea73]

I love it when I know something others think I don’t know.

 

[Tedfkats]

I love it when I know something others think I don’t know.

Haha. So true. Especially with kids! Ok. Especially NSFW.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I love it when I know something others think I don’t know.

Subterfuge at the coffee station! I don't know why it's fun, but it is.

 

[Beachgirl22]

At least it's not raining

 

[kentuckymtnman]

At least it's not raining

^^^^^this!! Cold this AM but ...

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking wistfully about a woman I loved but didn't go for, and remembering drunkenly massaging her feet at a horse race. Perhaps the silliest thing I've ever done.

 

[TongueLust]

That some drivers need to practice road distancing, get off my ass... stupid motherfucker.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

That some drivers need to practice road distancing, get off my ass... stupid motherfucker.

LOL! My mother and my former wife are the most terrifying drivers I've ever known. They are both very intelligent people, but they somehow lack this one talent. But we're all still somehow alive.

 

[Jaime_H]

I need to eat....

 

[barefootgirl69]

I need to eat....

This sounds promising.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I love Thanksgiving for the turkey leftovers and Easter for the egg salad sandwiches that follow.

 

[Richard_C]

Doctors are trying to save lives while the media is trashing them. People disgust me!

 

[ChrisPharmD]

Withdrawals are fine.

No, if’s fine.

Don’t worry about calling in my script.

It’s fine.

 

[Mr_Underground]

I have been watching a lot of cooking shows and I think I have a fetish for women in aprons or I am just one hungry muh fucker.

 

[ydahecnot]

If it’s just an apron...side-boob heaven

 

[TongueLust]

LOL! My mother and my former wife are the most terrifying drivers I've ever known. They are both very intelligent people, but they somehow lack this one talent. But we're all still somehow alive.

I'm a very good driver.

 

[ChrisPharmD]

Man, I was about to tell that lady at Publix to catch these hands.

Don’t fuck with me when I haven’t taken Xanax in over 48 hours. Ugh....

 

[TongueLust]

Ugh!...

 

[PattiJolene]

Bad timing...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Taking a girl's mask off is the new first base.