What Are You Thinking? Continued 7

I wonder what's in the "Ultimate Captain" deodorant from Old Spice that gives my wife pre-orgasmic flutters.
 
Okay, I'm thinking I might need to explain what I meant in my response to bfg's comment about 69 being a good number and why I said 19 or 16 was a better number.

I was just being silly and just saying that the 1 was man and the 9 or the 6 was the woman. That's all. :rolleyes:
 
Okay, I'm thinking I might need to explain what I meant in my response to bfg's comment about 69 being a good number and why I said 19 or 16 was a better number.

I was just being silly and just saying that the 1 was man and the 9 or the 6 was the woman. That's all. :rolleyes:
I was thinking that either of those options work for me :)
 
Y’all, I was just trying to be lighthearted. I am not really insecure.

Wait, did someone say I was??!!
 
Okay, I'm thinking I might need to explain what I meant in my response to bfg's comment about 69 being a good number and why I said 19 or 16 was a better number.

I was just being silly and just saying that the 1 was man and the 9 or the 6 was the woman. That's all. :rolleyes:

Ahh. That makes a lot more sense.
 
Finally decided to message Jenna Jameson after I met her several years ago and she gave me her Myspace email address. I think she really was digging me.
 
Dude this self quarantine shit rules. Spent day drinking tequila, watching Judge Judy and chasing dog around living room with remote control car.
 
If you give a guy a handjob with a sock puppet on, not only are you giving a guy a handjob, but the sock puppet is giving him head as well.
 
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