What Are You Thinking? Continued 7

I can’t wait until this coronavirus stuff is over and we can get back to normal. This washing my hands stuff is bullshit.

I kinda agree with this sentiment but it is kind of nice wearing a mask...I don't have to brush my teeth anymore!
 
Way ahead of you sweetie. I've already thought of that and I'm providing free masks for all my therapists.

So stop making excuses and get back to work, okay? :heart:

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That's not another one of those China made masks you ordered from the last time, is it? I mean, I get you want to save money and all, but to order masks from the place where the virus originated from, is it worth the risk? :eek::heart:
 
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Maybe its the tequila talking but decided I dont completely hate my wife after she said September Gurls is one of best songs ever.
 
If I hear one more person say “this is the new norm” I’m going to go ballistic🙄
 
If they were to mix all the sperm in a sperm bank and put all of it in a woman. It'll be team's battle royale.
 
Tacos? Check. Beer? Check.

Blowjob from a hot woman as thirsty as I am? Yeah right, who am I kidding.

Still, at least there were tacos. Gotta take your wins where you can, particularly these days.
 
That's not another one of those China made masks you ordered from the last time, is it? I mean, I get you want to save money and all, but to order masks from the place where the virus originated from, is it worth the risk? :eek::heart:

Don't worry sweetie. I had them made in Australia! :heart:

(and what I know about saving money could fit on a dime with room to spare lol)
 
Talking to a 22-year-old woman is...

very...

....weird.

She gets way too hyped way too easily, and I'm used to women who have bigger walls than Chernobyl to break through before they'll even say hello on voice chat. lol

At first, I was hyped, but then she got too hyped and now I'm like "Wait, why are you so hyped? STAHP!" I'm confused.
 
Talking to a 22-year-old woman is...

very...

....weird.

She gets way too hyped way too easily, and I'm used to women who have bigger walls than Chernobyl to break through before they'll even say hello on voice chat. lol

At first, I was hyped, but then she got too hyped and now I'm like "Wait, why are you so hyped? STAHP!" I'm confused.

Good lord man, she’s younger than my kids...:eek::eek:
 
Good lord man, she’s younger than my kids...:eek::eek:

I mean... it's not uncommon for men to talk to 22-year-olds. I'm 32 as of Sunday.

It's just interesting listening to the perspective of such a young girl. Her priorities are really strange.

But I'm not hooking up with her or anything. So, no worries. I'm not going to ruin a pure soul. lol... even though she's had infinitely more experience having sex than I have lol
 
I mean... it's not uncommon for men to talk to 22-year-olds. I'm 32 as of Sunday.

It's just interesting listening to the perspective of such a young girl. Her priorities are really strange.

But I'm not hooking up with her or anything. So, no worries. I'm not going to ruin a pure soul. lol... even though she's had infinitely more experience having sex than I have lol

Didn’t know you were that young...lol. When I think of 22 yr old women I always go back to Kandi from Two and A Half Men. :D
 
Didn’t know you were that young...lol. When I think of 22 yr old women I always go back to Kandi from Two and A Half Men. :D

I never saw Two and A Half Men.

I dunno. I guess I just think about my priorities early in life, and to me... I thought I was being rational. But listening to her makes me wonder if I was just as delusional about the realities of things.

Obviously, I'm not going to say that to her but...

Anyway, we've been friends since 2018. She was a coworker. We had really good chemistry together. Since I no longer work for the company, I will talk to her from time to time. Nothing serious.
 
Didn’t know you were that young...lol. When I think of 22 yr old women I always go back to Kandi from Two and A Half Men. :D

Speaking as a woman who is 22, that's an insult to my generation. Kandi does NOT represent who we are! :eek:

I will admit though, she was pretty funny. :D
 
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