What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

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Blow up

Lit is going to blow up if all us pervs get quarantined at home for 2 weeks
 
My grandmother at my age of 58...still had 38 years more to live....sobering
 
Wondering why I can't greet my friend by sniffing between her legs. Our dogs do it all the time, and we all seem to be okay with that, so why is it wrong for me? Who really gets to decide such things?
 
I miss the days when Skype was popular.
I guess it depends on your expectations. Are you looking for friends and chat or naked camming. Although come to think of it I get little of the first and none of the second on SKYPE...LOL
 
Thinking for a moment that I wished the four-legged creatures in my life had better people skills, then realizing the first thing they'd probably do is learn how to lie.
 
Seems like everybody forgot that part of 2016 where literal clowns would chase people around with knives and no one really did anything about it.
 
9 months from now we'll either have an international baby boom or be deep into a civilization-ending zombie apocalypse and I honestly can't decide which one I'd most like to see.
 
Seems like everybody forgot that part of 2016 where literal clowns would chase people around with knives and no one really did anything about it.

Feels like the world's getting crazier and crazier. If anything, Joker undersold just how fricked up we are.
 
Never underestimate the communication given in a finger twirl of the hair...slightly reddening cheeks, and an unnecessarily low lean to show you something.

Keep going...I’m listening.
 
I’m outside in my yard. It’s lovely. Fire pit tonight.

Enjoy that fire pit. Pretty soon it will be too danged hot to light it. Down here at least.
Steaks will be going on the grill here shortly.
Light breeze, low 70's and a light Jasmin fragrance on the wind.
Almost as nice as fishing.
 
Never underestimate the communication given in a finger twirl of the hair...slightly reddening cheeks, and an unnecessarily low lean to show you something.

Keep going...I’m listening.

Hee, hee. I was watching some episodes of 30 Rock recently, and Tina Fey has got the low-lean game down pat, for me at least. I attempt to approximate the same effect with my butt crack when I'm digging around under a woman's sink, but it's never gotten me anywhere. I also haven't won any Emmy awards, so I have to accept that might be part of the problem.
 
Have we considered the possibility that coronavirus is just the next step in Amazon's plot to rule the world?

Because not wanting to leave the house really never has been more convenient.
 
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