What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

[HoosierGuy1979]

Women are like a box of chocolates. The ones with the cherries are always the best.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Having morning wood and simultaneously an intense need to urinate is a cruel biological joke.

 

[TTawhere]

How can there be more presents to wrap?

 

[fsa52]

Why did I put off doing all this till now?

 

[JerseyJade]

My kid is sound asleep. I'm in shock.

 

[Billsexpot]

My kid is sound asleep. I'm in shock.

That’s a great feeling, though!

 

[Dardesstra]

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop? Seriously, I always forget and take a bite.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Your toilet is probably really tired of your shit.

 

[JerseyJade]

Okay, that was funny!

 

[HoosierGuy1979]

Your toilet is probably really tired of your shit.

My toilet is the only thing around me that will put up with my shit.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm doing it, again. Pushing everyone away and giving shit excuses for the distance. It's not healthy nor is it right by them; they deserve better.

 

[HoosierGuy1979]

As far as I know when I was an infant I enjoyed infancy....
when I was a child I enjoyed childhood....
As an adult I enjoy adultery.

 

[LikeableMe]

https://cookieandkate.com/chocolate-peanut-butter-tart-recipe/
<3 Nestle Simply Delicious chips are gluten and dairy free <3

Chocolate layer
1 ¼ cups bittersweet chocolate chips (about 60% cacao content is perfect)
1 can (14 ounces) regular coconut milk, chilled at least 12 hours
¼ cup maple syrup or honey, to taste
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
Dash of salt

Meanwhile, to make the chocolate layer: Gently melt the chocolate chips in a double boiler or in the microwave in a microwave-safe bowl, stirring after every 30 second interval. Let the chocolate cool for 15 to 20 minutes, so that it’s still warm enough to mix with the coconut cream, but not so warm that it melts the cream.

To finish the chocolate layer: Once the chocolate has cooled, open another chilled can of coconut milk. Scoop the condensed coconut cream into a clean, medium-sized mixing bowl. Add the semi-cooled chocolate, sweetener, vanilla and salt. Using an electric hand mixer, beat the mixture until it is smooth and somewhat fluffy. Taste and add additional sweetener if desired, keeping in mind that once chilled, it will taste slightly less sweet.

Chill at least 1 hour before serving <3


a fruit compote would work as well.
https://cookieandkate.com/simple-fruit-compote-recipe/

Thank you! I will have to see if I can get these bits after work today. I didn’t intend to make two small cakes and require a filling at all, but when I substituted certain products, I didn’t realise it would reduce the mix it’s going to be a challenge getting this all done after work tonight! I hope it doesn’t go horribly wrong

 

[HoosierGuy1979]

Should I or should I not wear nipple rings when I buttfuck captain kangaroo?

 

[LikeableMe]

I don’t feel well, my head is pounding and I’m blowing my nose every five minutes.. still got an entire day of work to get through, and then finish the cakes and cake decorating and making finger food. I guess I should make some dinner tonight also I’ll probably skip dinner, and focus on the cakes.

People I don’t know keep telling me I look really tired Thank you for your observation, I’m all better now

 

[HoosierGuy1979]

Bumping your own thread is just being needy.

 

[Porkwarrior]

I hate Canada.

 

[HoosierGuy1979]

I hate Canada.

And Canadians everywhere are devastated

 

[mnbreastluver]

At one point in history somebody did the rain dance and it actually rained.

 

[beachbaby179]

It's only a few days. I can survive this visit from mom.

 

[littlebirdjoy]

♡♡ please let me know how it goes! I hope you feel better I've a cold too, which STINKS as part of the gift I was making was a song blerg.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Such a lovely PM to wake up to

 

[Shi_One81]

Waiting to see if I get checked into the hospital...Merry fucking Christmas *

 

[barefootgirl69]

Waiting to see if I get checked into the hospital...Merry fucking Christmas *

I thought it was canceled?

 

[13Fantasies]

I'm doing it, again. Pushing everyone away and giving shit excuses for the distance. It's not healthy nor is it right by them; they deserve better.

-Hugs-