What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

[CleverCowardice]

Somehow, measuring your hand seems even weirder than measuring your penis.

 

[Taegul]

Why does 'porn' look like an abbreviation of 'popcorn'?

Deep thought Tuesday.

My niece calls a unicorn-pegasus hybrid a "Unipeg".

I call it a "Pegacorn" or "Porn" for short. Her parents think I'm a bad Uncle.

 

[TTawhere]

Somehow, measuring your hand seems even weirder than measuring your penis.

They measure horses in hands, can you imagine if they tried to measure them in penises?

Horses would be claimed to be much larger than they appear.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I wish Lit had a "blogs" board.

 

[BadAmy]

I wish Lit had a "blogs" board.

I wish out post count were really points.

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[TTawhere]

I wish out post count were really points.

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And how was that horse measured?

 

[BadAmy]

And how was that horse measured?

I feel a punchline coming....

 

[mnbreastluver]

Somewhere in the world there’s a pornstar who has an identical twin sibling who’s tired of being recognized as them.

 

[Esslemont]

At six inches in....we're just getting started.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

That’s too early. I wish he’d sleep more/longer. Something.

 

[BiSensualVixen]

It's only Tuesday?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

There’s just not enough time for everything. I wish I could hang out here more often.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Today, I found out that goodwill is kind of bullshit (at least in my state).

 

[Misshotndeep]

My friends come up with the weirdest and best medical advice. Hehe

 

[Lonelywife1205]

How do i insert a GIF or pic into my posts?

 

[Cthulhu1138]

All the good Ol' boys lyrics about Tequila having crazy powers seems vaguely racist.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

How do i insert a GIF or pic into my posts?

I suggest that you ask BadAmy

 

[SassySheDevil]

They measure horses in hands, can you imagine if they tried to measure them in penises?

Horses would be claimed to be much larger than they appear.

I can say "my horse is 15 hands" with a straight face. I couldn't say my horse was 15 penises with one.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I am so fucking thirsty! I keep drinking water and it's not helping. Ugh!

 

[smtst5]

I have some catching up to do

 

[mnbreastluver]

It seems like they designed women’s shoes to keep them from being able to run away fast.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

I reckon that I should not over analyze country music lyrics.

Overthinking them is my "defense against the redneck arts"

 

[numeniusa]

I reckon that I should not over analyze country music lyrics.

Overthinking them is my "defense against the redneck arts"

Lyrics are often misheard. What is your defence against the reddened arse?

 

[Endless_Night]

The Art of War has nothing on the havoc wrought by a toddler.

AND ONE CUBE OF CHEESE

Frick.

 

[sillysluttycouple]

I want to go go-carting with a paint ball gun. I may be a bad person...