What Are You Thinking? Continued 6

[mnbreastluver]

Adam and Eve must have had premarital sex, since there was nobody around to officially wed then.

 

[Fazer600]

I just want to say, thank you to all of my Lit friends for supporting me and checking up on me throughout my pregnancy. That really meant a lot to me and I you all for doing that.

In case you haven't heard, my baby boy was born Tuesday night at 10:37 PM, to be exact ... after being in labor for about 9 hours or so.

But both of us are home now and we are doing good. As a matter of fact, he's laying right next to me, sound asleep as I'm writing this.

Okay.. enough said. I hope everyone has a great day today.

Yay! I am glad to have found this. Congratulations, and God bless you.
Wishing you sleep..

 

[Apisto42]

Life is pretty fucking sweet. Ups downs crazy beautiful shit. More please.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Wondering how the one restaurant within ten miles of here can screw up a biscuit. In The South! It's like they're perversely trying to serve bad food.

 

[Mr_Underground]

Why you gonna take sex and relationship advice from some 50 yo muh fucker whose spouse dont even wanna fuck? As you were now.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Rock-a-bye-Baby is a song about a baby falling to it’s imminent death.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Wondering why cats seem to naturally come running when you call "Hey, kitty!" without any teaching while dogs don't seem to instinctively understand what "Hey, doggy!" might mean.

 

[sallycee]

I am thinking I might not get as much work done today.....

 

[mnbreastluver]

The person that discovered we werent able to lick our own elbows must've really wanted to lick whatever was on their elbow.

 

[shynerdgirl]

I regret choosing a username with the word shy in it now. I went with it because it seemed like an apt description of myself: introverted, bad with people, a bit socially awkward and anxious. Instead, the tenor of the PMs I receive seem to think it means I'm a sort of repressed slut just waiting for the right guy to bring it out of me.

 

[Mr_Underground]

I regret choosing a username with the word shy in it now. I went with it because it seemed like an apt description of myself: introverted, bad with people, a bit socially awkward and anxious. Instead, the tenor of the PMs I receive seem to think it means I'm a sort of repressed slut just waiting for the right guy to bring it out of me.

Tell them muh fuckers to get out with their dumb shit.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I regret choosing a username with the word shy in it now. I went with it because it seemed like an apt description of myself: introverted, bad with people, a bit socially awkward and anxious. Instead, the tenor of the PMs I receive seem to think it means I'm a sort of repressed slut just waiting for the right guy to bring it out of me.

Sadly that is just you being a new girl on Lit and a topic for trolls to pick up on. Weed through it and have fun

 

[Mr_Underground]

I regret choosing a username with the word shy in it now. I went with it because it seemed like an apt description of myself: introverted, bad with people, a bit socially awkward and anxious. Instead, the tenor of the PMs I receive seem to think it means I'm a sort of repressed slut just waiting for the right guy to bring it out of me.

Also, sorry if I was one of those muh fuckers. I was out of my skull on bath salts last night and feeling depressed because my favorite titty bar closed its doors over Coronavirus.

 

[tnman03]

I regret choosing a username with the word shy in it now. I went with it because it seemed like an apt description of myself: introverted, bad with people, a bit socially awkward and anxious. Instead, the tenor of the PMs I receive seem to think it means I'm a sort of repressed slut just waiting for the right guy to bring it out of me.

If it becomes too burdensome you can send a PM to Laura and request that she change your user name to another one you like better. Or you can just create a new account and user name since you still have a lower post count and get a fresh start.

 

[ydahecnot]

I regret choosing a username with the word shy in it now. I went with it because it seemed like an apt description of myself: introverted, bad with people, a bit socially awkward and anxious. Instead, the tenor of the PMs I receive seem to think it means I'm a sort of repressed slut just waiting for the right guy to bring it out of me.

That can happen to anyone with “girl” in the handle, alas

 

[philos]

I’m feeling grateful and positive. Nothing has really changed but I’m trying to look at things differently.

 

[shynerdgirl]

Tell them muh fuckers to get out with their dumb shit.

Sadly that is just you being a new girl on Lit and a topic for trolls to pick up on. Weed through it and have fun

Also, sorry if I was one of those muh fuckers. I was out of my skull on bath salts last night and feeling depressed because my favorite titty bar closed its doors over Coronavirus.

If it becomes too burdensome you can send a PM to Laura and request that she change your user name to another one you like better. Or you can just create a new account and user name since you still have a lower post count and get a fresh start.

That can happen to anyone with “girl” in the handle, alas

Thanks for the replies, everyone.

It's unfortunate that it happens, and I'm trying to not let it bother me, but when 90% of the messages are saying more or less the same thing you really start to wonder where they picked all this nonsense up from in the first place. Like, is there some class that they attend for cheesy chat-up lines?

 

[blade_rocknut]

Thanks for the replies, everyone.

It's unfortunate that it happens, and I'm trying to not let it bother me, but when 90% of the messages are saying more or less the same thing you really start to wonder where they picked all this nonsense up from in the first place. Like, is there some class that they attend for cheesy chat-up lines?

I Think so! Gotta love the ones from guys who've been here for 12 years and have 187 posts to their name; blank profile, no pics. It's as though they only exist to send slimy, low energy pm's.

 

[shynerdgirl]

I Think so! Gotta love the ones from guys who've been here for 12 years and have 187 posts to their name; blank profile, no pics. It's as though they only exist to send slimy, low energy pm's.

Fourteen years and two posts has been MY record so far.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Ah damn it, I have posts and a profile (well, kind of?) - am I meant to be sending abrasive, high-energy PMs?

 

[LizVegas79]

I regret choosing a username with the word shy in it now. I went with it because it seemed like an apt description of myself: introverted, bad with people, a bit socially awkward and anxious. Instead, the tenor of the PMs I receive seem to think it means I'm a sort of repressed slut just waiting for the right guy to bring it out of me.

It sounds like we're both sort of in the same boat.

You wouldn't believe the "tenor" of the rando PM's I get because I made the mistake of including Vegas in my username. Talk about instantly being typecast as a slut! Only NOT a repressed one! lol

I can't even imagine if some poor woman ever creates an account on here anything like ShyVegasGirl or ShyVegasMILF or anything like that! She'd probably break the internet!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Wondering where to hide my enormous lady boner for AussieGeekyGirl today...

 

[blade_rocknut]

Thinking I should take the time to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Be safe, be happy and enjoy your family.

Cheers

Joe, is that you? Mr. Biden??

 

[shynerdgirl]

It sounds like we're both sort of in the same boat.

You wouldn't believe the "tenor" of the rando PM's I get because I made the mistake of including Vegas in my username. Talk about instantly being typecast as a slut! Only NOT a repressed one! lol

I can't even imagine if some poor woman ever creates an account on here anything like ShyVegasGirl or ShyVegasMILF or anything like that! She'd probably break the internet!

Huh. I would've thought with Vegas in your name they'd assume you're a gambler.

 

[LizVegas79]

Huh. I would've thought with Vegas in your name they'd assume you're a gambler.

Some do, but oddly enough not so much.

However most people assume my husband is. And that he's constantly in debt. And that I constantly have to be "nice" to all the guys he owes money to.