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Ever driving down a road late at night, one you've driven many times before, yet this time feels different. Almost as if the last time you blinked, a subtle shift, a ripple went through the night. Changing all the familiar just enough to make your hairs stand on end and make you wonder why...
I'm so horny I think I might DIE!!!![]()

Shit! I don't know who to call! Oh, but wait! I have a penis! I can totally save your life.![]()

I think I'm allergic to cold damp weather
If you tee it up for me, I’m going to swing at it. Sorry.
I think I'm allergic to cold damp weather
Amen, sister. Let's move to Ecuador![]()
If its gotta be damp, at least its warm there
I wonder what Bryce Harper is thinking tonight.
How is it that she gets points for sarcasm and I don’t? Maybe I need tits.
If 99% of the chicks here don't do pictures, etc, then the difference between actually talking to a chick and a dude pretending to be a chick is immaterial.
Psh... we're getting to the point where guys are pulling it off better than women.
Have you seen Sneaky dressed up in Cosplay? Just as sexy and comes with a secret hotdog.
https://media.alienwarearena.com/media/3ea203767449e7229d68b7fd1ce4e8db.jpg
*Feels like she should say something*