What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

It’s no contest. I wouldn’t waste a good manicure on it.

Did you take pictures?

We didn’t have iPhones back then. That would have been a game changer.

 

[Shi_One81]

Texas sucks. That is all...

 

[JerseyJade]

Look, Joe-Bob, i for one am thankful you didn’t have a smart phone. I could not handle pictorial retelling of your sexscapades.

Lmao!

 

[islandjoe2]

The people sitting next to me are having the most fascinating conversation about movie history. Like, these guys are really, really into movies and know the history of all kinds of actors. I'm pretty happily eavesdropping on them.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Lmao!

Did I offer to share them? No I did not! Y’all are ganging up on me for no reason.

 

[JerseyJade]

Did I offer to share them? No I did not! Y’all are ganging up on me for no reason.

Not me!

https://i.imgur.com/ZmlOIh4.jpg

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Texas sucks. That is all...

If there’s a hell on earth, it’s Dallas, Texas. I had to live there for a while. Houston sucks too. But Fort Worth is nice, and Austin rocks.

 

[JerseyJade]

You just said you liked gangs, though!

That's true and I was a witness to that... just in case this ends up in court.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

You just said you liked gangs, though!

I said no such thing! Please just let me go back to gazing at your pretty mouth.

 

[islandjoe2]

I keep inadvertently interrupting people's strings with my comments. My bad. There should be like a red light/green light so we know when it's ok to proceed with posting.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

That's true and I was a witness to that... just in case this ends up in court.

Lies! Lies! All lies! Your honor, I ask that this case be dismissed.

 

[PNWKitten]

Only 7 more hours to go!

 

[emsway]

Only 7 more hours to go!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about getting a blowjob in broad daylight in a little rowboat, in a populous vacation area, and coming as my girlfriend and I floated under a bridge. I was surprised we didn’t get busted, or capsize.

 

[Jada59]

Who is he talking to?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Stupid storm. My daughter is stuck in the plane at the airport and they won't let them get off because some of the airport has lost power

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Stupid storm. My daughter is stuck in the plane at the airport and they won't let them get off because some of the airport has lost power

Oh, shit! That sounds ridiculous. It’s not like there’s a legal right to hold people hostage in a vehicle where they don’t want to be. I hope it gets worked out quickly.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A pineapple pizza would be so lovely right about now.....

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Snuck up on my neighbor’s deck (she knows I do it), and sitting here thinking this is the first cool night of autumn. Also that I need to talk to a doctor about my lack of sleep. I feel like shit.

 

[LikeableMe]

I hate weekends I’m too tired to function!

 

[F3x0r]

Sundays should be days spent in bed..

 

[MaBelle3120]

I hate when he drinks too much...

 

[Hornblende]

Some of our memories are encrypted, and a smell is a password to access the file.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking of telling the woman who keeps asking me for money that if she wants anymore from me she’ll have to blow me. I’ll never actually do that, but the thought entertains me.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Thinking I may have to ditch this thread because it's boring.