What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking that maybe the best sex I ever had was making my daughter. Seems a little bit of a shame that she will never know the hours of hard work that her mother and I put in to getting her here.

 

[Misshotndeep]

How materialistic everyone has become. Stuff has become more important then the planet, love or enemy lives. Deep stuff but on my mind right now.

 

[Esslemont]

Homemade bread.
First time for everything.
How long does this bloody stuff have to rise for?
I am learning patience....not really.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

How materialistic everyone has become. Stuff has become more important then the planet, love or enemy lives. Deep stuff but on my mind right now.

I commiserate. I love my natural surroundings, and try to leave as small of a footprint as I can. But it’s an uphill battle.

 

[RustyIron]

I almost died when I picked my tshirt off the floor and saw something black fall. I grabbed my book and dropped it quickly, then stepped on the book a few times...and ran down the hall. I came back with a paper towel, put my glasses on, and stepped on the book for good measure.

Then, I picked it up and saw it!!!

I killed that black thread like it was nobody's business!

I'm sorry BFG, that me me laugh so much,

 

[mnbreastluver]

There is probably someone that is waiting for a celebrity to die, so that he could edit their wikipedia page from "is" to "was"

 

[AllAmericanMale]

It's nice going to work and enjoying the work you do.

 

[Seishapan]

I miss people. I wish I was still close to them.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Looks like I'll be working again in 2 months or so...

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking that I usually enjoy this silly purring cat lying on my shoulder and putting his paws on my face. But right now he’s interfering with my masturbatory processs. Go away, animal!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Adulthood is when you get excited for picking out the exact correct size of Tupperware when putting away the leftovers.

 

[LikeableMe]

Work was absolutely crazy today... so glad I got out early. Although it calmed down as I was leaving

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking there are men who can be unbearable pricks. There are also women who can be unbearable cunts. I’m allowed, more or less, to kick the men’s asses. But if I ever hit a woman who was equally an asshole, I’d be viewed as a monster, and feel like a monster. Why exactly is that? I need to do some research.

 

[ashesatwork]

i have 6 days till my next weightloss challenge

its bad i wanna eat ice cream every day till then? i dont give a fuck

mayne this should go in things that make me say fuck

but most things do anyways

 

[emsway]

I’m ready to go home, go to sleep and start over again.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you use the expression “for shits and giggles” no one thinks it’s weird but replace it with “for poops and laughter” and people begin to judge you.

 

[beachbaby179]

This is not the Jetsons. Dinner is not going to cook itself.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Bee vomit tastes really good.

 

[Shi_One81]

I’m watching Chopped and chicken hearts are in the first round
It makes e wonder if the judges for this certain show know the ingredients before the show so that they have judges who like chicken hearts

 

[CleverCowardice]

Nope. No accent, no ethnicity, no glasses, no hair color, no tits size or ass shape, no level of hotness can compensate for lobe stretching. If being able to fuck your earlobe is an option, I'm out.

 

[beachbaby179]

Nope. No accent, no ethnicity, no glasses, no hair color, no tits size or ass shape, no level of hotness can compensate for lobe stretching. If being able to fuck your earlobe is an option, I'm out.

I just spit out my water. And it's all your fault! Lmao....

 

[ashesatwork]

Nope. No accent, no ethnicity, no glasses, no hair color, no tits size or ass shape, no level of hotness can compensate for lobe stretching. If being able to fuck your earlobe is an option, I'm out.

and here i thought... man ive always wanted to be able to say fuck my ear

cancels my appt.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

and here i thought... man ive always wanted to be able to say fuck my ear

cancels my appt.

I did actually come in my girlfriend’s ear once. It was just something different to try.

 

[ashesatwork]

I did actually come in my girlfriend’s ear once. It was just something different to try.

hummm gives a whole new meaning to swimmers ear for me

 

[DarkSimian]

and here i thought... man ive always wanted to be able to say fuck my ear

cancels my appt.

If I fuck your ear, you can hear me cumming *ba dum tiss*