What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[mnbreastluver]

If you perform an autopsy on a living person, you will instantly know their cause of death.

 

[ydahecnot]

End of thread, you sick fuck.

 

[mnbreastluver]

"Calm down" is the least successful command in the English language.

 

[Hornblende]

It would be good if this new thread contained fewer posts directly copied from reddit/showerthoughts.

...or at least be honest and credit the original source.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It would be good if this new thread contained fewer posts directly copied from reddit/showerthoughts.

...or at least be honest and credit the original source.

Fuck off it’s just suppose to be a fun thread. Making people laugh when they are feeling down.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Kickboxing Goddess!

Who needs men when I have Kickboxing!

Feels so fucking good to be released to start back, 30 days of Kickboxing for the cure

 

[dashie33]

"Calm down" is the least successful command in the English language.

I'd put Chillax up there.

 

[Hornblende]

Fuck off it’s just suppose to be a fun thread. Making people laugh when they are feeling down.

That's the most original thing you've written in ages.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Buying erasers is literally paying for your mistakes.

 

[AlwaysFara]

*peeks into new thread*

 

[mnbreastluver]

Best way to test a ouija board is to have blind people use it.

 

[emsway]

It’s nice when people show they care and reach out. I should do that more often.

 

[Beachgirl22]

I for one would much rather read them from you here than to log into reddit

Keep on as you’ve been and I’ll keep smiling

Same

 

[beachbaby179]

Must have ADD. Oh, look! A new, bright shiny Litster! See ya...

 

[Beachgirl22]

I don't need all this information about this patient. Infact, I probably shouldn't be getting all this information about the patient. You need to take a refresher course on HIPPA.

 

[done_got_old]

Fuck off it’s just suppose to be a fun thread. Making people laugh when they are feeling down.

Some people (like me) are too anal.

 

[AlwaysFara]

It would be good if this new thread contained fewer posts directly copied from reddit/showerthoughts.

...or at least be honest and credit the original source.

Wow, this isn’t like you.
???
Who peed in your Cheerios?
(Sorry, j don’t know who said that first.*runs*)

 

[LostGirlTink]

I can’t adult anymore today. Is it too early to start binge drinking?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I've been incapable of "adulting" since I was 18...

 

[tnman03]

I can’t adult anymore today. Is it too early to start binge drinking?

It's totally acceptable to have a glass of wine or other adult beverage of choice at lunch. So order a double. Then when you have supper do the same. Repeat as necessary.

 

[DarkSimian]

Who needs men when I have Kickboxing!

Feels so fucking good to be released to start back, 30 days of Kickboxing for the cure

But who is going to open jars for you, or kill spiders?

 

[beachbaby179]

But who is going to open jars for you, or kill spiders?

Ewwww. Spiders. Yep. That's a problem.

 

[LostGirlTink]

It's totally acceptable to have a glass of wine or other adult beverage of choice at lunch. So order a double. Then when you have supper do the same. Repeat as necessary.

I was thinking more along the line of consumption of several bottles until this day fades into oblivion.
Sadly the universe just effectively made sure I can’t ever do that again. Fml

 

[Hornblende]

Wow, this isn’t like you.
???
Who peed in your Cheerios?
(Sorry, j don’t know who said that first.*runs*)

Maybe I'm pissed off because of Boris Johnson's power grab today Oh, and I prefer Grape Nuts (sans piss).

All I ask is that when using someone else's wit then there's some form of attribution. For example by posting it as a link, like this:

Calm down is the least successful command in the English language

Otherwise you're claiming the thought as your own. This may indeed be a bit of fun, but credit where credit's due. In AmPics, for example, it's really bad form to pass off somebody else's photo as being you.

</end_of_mr_angry_mode>

 

[DarkSimian]

It's totally acceptable to have a glass of wine or other adult beverage of choice at lunch. So order a double. Then when you have supper do the same. Repeat as necessary.

If you work a 9-5 job, going out for drinks after work is social acceptable.
But if you work the graveyard shift, drinking at 8am makes you an "alcoholic"