What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

[TongueLust]

That I need to leave the light on.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Men are so fucking stupid. There are a billion dick threads over in AmPics but not a single thread dedicated to cunt. You guys don't see the inequality of that? Look, I get that you've got a surplus of product nobody asks for (except Wild_Honey_66, who seems cock-n-ball starved in the worst kinda way), but stop giving that shit away. Make these bitches beg for it. Or, at the very least, barter your dicks. I mean, you'll never get equal trade - the market is saturated and demand is low - but you could angle for terms. Maybe two dicks for some slit, or three dicks and you throw in a free ballsack? I don't know fair value and, last I checked, cunt doesn't have a listing on the stock exchange. Point is, you dumbfucks aren't even trying!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Reading all those nice posts in my birthday thread makes me think that the ten years of time squandered here hasn't been all for naught

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Men are so fucking stupid. There are a billion dick threads over in AmPics but not a single thread dedicated to cunt. You guys don't see the inequality of that? Look, I get that you've got a surplus of product nobody asks for (except Wild_Honey_66, who seems cock-n-ball starved in the worst kinda way), but stop giving that shit away. Make these bitches beg for it. Or, at the very least, barter your dicks. I mean, you'll never get equal trade - the market is saturated and demand is low - but you could angle for terms. Maybe two dicks for some slit, or three dicks and you throw in a free ballsack? I don't know fair value and, last I checked, cunt doesn't have a listing on the stock exchange. Point is, you dumbfucks aren't even trying!

I stopped reading after the first sentence. Was there any other substance in what you said?

 

[CleverCowardice]

I stopped reading after the first sentence. Was there any other substance in what you said?

Not really. Certainly not essential reading. Composition 101: the first sentence of a paragraph should state the concept or premise of the paragraph, while the body of the paragraph explains or expands upon that premise with supporting statements. Sometimes, through luck or skill, you nail it with that first sentence and render the rest of the paragraph superfluous.

 

[LizVegas79]

I find it sort of sad but at the same time sort of fascinating to see which of the threads I've started continue on without me when I'm not around and which languish and die.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I find it sort of sad but at the same time sort of fascinating to see which of the threads I've started continue on without me when I'm not around and which languish and die.

Don’t be sad, be fascinated, you’re a Lit treasure

 

[Misshotndeep]

I am frustrated. How can I still be in love with him after all these years. I don’t want to be. Damn you Baby for pointing out things I rather ignore. Lol

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about floating downstream on my back and approaching the falls faster than usual, and the bright frolicking child who said to me, “The water’s high. The current’s moving faster.” So I swam back upstream and began again.

 

[LizVegas79]

Don’t be sad, be fascinated, you’re a Lit treasure

It's not easy to make me blush but congrats! You just did DD. You are too!

 

[fsa52]

Thinking I’d like to get hold of the mechanic who fucked up my car today!

 

[Xerxes82]

And now for a brief but much deserved vacation.

Let's see how much trouble I can get into in just 2.5 days!

 

[Spins]

The insanity that is placating people in charge

 

[beachbaby179]

Oh fuck no. Just...no.

 

[smtst5]

VA is getting spanked now

 

[emsway]

I should apologize. But I’m just going to do it again. And apologizing would imply that I did something wrong. Yeah, never mind.

But maybe I should apologize.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about a woman who sent me a picture of her pussy within an hour of connecting online one day, and how she made me come five times in about two hours. We’ve remained fond correspondents for a decade. I just don’t know how relationships work anymore.

 

[L3gacy]

How are these arguing idiots experts on literally everything?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking my cats are likely to outlive me. And fuck them for doing so. Try finding someone else to deal with your neediness after I’m gone, you little monsters!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Saltwater bath.
That is all.
Oh
And Excedrin.
Don't forget the Excedrin.

 

[ydahecnot]

I so wonder if I ran into Liz while I was there

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sperm in a used condom that’s just life in a nut shell.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Remember Munky..? WTF & HTF is Munky, I wonder. Sometimes... ydahecnot reminds me of Munky. What's up with that, I wonder.

 

[ydahecnot]

FLUFFER!!!

And no, alas, I am not the simian satyr

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Yanno what's sad?
I don't even have the Spirit for sarcasm today. And that poster in the BDSM personals?
Total douche.
But, I Can't muster the desire to throttle him because a verbal flogging wouldn't be adequate. He should be soaked in oil and spit roasted..

Which would be highly illegal, if not somewhat satisfying...

Geez.

His mother should have douched with antifreeze.