What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Oh, shit! These potato chips are way too fucking salty! Have they changed or have I?

 

[mnbreastluver]

A 'comma' is a short break and a 'coma' is a long one.

 

[emsway]

There are moments where it can be a boon being not even interesting enough to get mad at.

You are interesting enough to piss me off. Oh yeah.

 

[Elgirldani]

Why did that have to end up being something that made me feel worse?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I probably did the right thing but damn I wanted it!!

 

[Elgirldani]

Why do things always get complicated at 2am? Never during the day, when you might have some energy to spare for rational thought.

 

[MikeSaidNo]

I think I'll use a little Vegimite-dyke brown and scrape in a nice big lake. This one's a deep a lake. Nice and dark. You could dive right in and never hit the bottom. Just smear it on thick. Don't be be scared. Imagine a body floating up to the surface - someone went for a swim and got tangled in some big ol' reeds... a happy little accident ...

https://ak9.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/1638619/thumb/4.jpg

 

[AveryElle]

Dan savage is right about scheduled sex. Early to bed, early to rise?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Your bed has probably seen you go through more emotions than most people have

 

[BlackCashmere]

Your bed has probably seen you go through more emotions than most people have

I’m thinking...love his posts which always make me laugh and smile...ty

 

[AlpineFresco]

My workplace continues to be hilariously inept at organising anything. Good heavens...

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Time for bed.. I'm finally sleepy

 

[Jada59]

What in the hell is the cat chasing?

 

[beachbaby179]

It must be a thing...in how many different threads can I post the exact same thing?

 

[standard1]

Your bed has probably seen you go through more emotions than most people have

my bed can’t see, thank God.

it’s the little things that make me happy.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

will they hear? kinda hope so

 

[LikeableMe]

Someone phoned me this morning and told me I have a sweet voice, that I sound “posh” and that I’m very funny...

I’m thinking “what the hell do you want?!”

Comments on my voice get no one anywhere.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Someone phoned me this morning and told me I have a sweet voice, that I sound “posh” and that I’m very funny...

I’m thinking “what the hell do you want?!”

Comments on my voice get no one anywhere.

Curious, was it an unsolicited call or anticipated?

 

[LikeableMe]

Curious, was it an unsolicited call or anticipated?

It was a family member

 

[DarlingNurse]

I should have called out of work

 

[Matt12191982]

Paul Krassner, Father of Underground Press (1932-2019)

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

Was that new trainer actually eyeing me from head to toe ...... just when I'm all sweaty after my cardio ughhhh??

 

[SassySheDevil]

I did not want to wake up in my own bed today. I totally want to be somewhere else

 

[Crownvic]

Thinking about licking her fingers and toes....

 

[mnbreastluver]

When a bot corrects your grammar, it's a blessing. But when a human corrects your grammar, they're an asshole.