What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about how I startled a friend last night by sitting on her porch and petting her dog without announcing that I was there. There was this hulking old man in my former neighborhood who was well known for not respecting boundaries and just wandering around in people’s yards, and I wonder if I’m turning into a version of him.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

LOL! Nothing really works. We have multiple slang terms for every aspect of sex, but just “precum”? We can do better.

Before-butter
Cumming attraction
Preooze (or prooze)

"Cowper's fluid"

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

"Cowper's fluid"

Well, you know, I would kind of aspire to something that sounded a little sexier.

 

[HarperValley]

Fuck..I wasn't expecting that...

 

[ydahecnot]

Prebatal care

 

[cole4258]

Not even noon yet and it is in the mid 90's

 

[HarperValley]

I have some wonderful friends on here...thanks!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Well, you know, I would kind of aspire to something that sounded a little sexier.

I gave up on cutsie names when a dude told me I was cranky because I needed his "baby batter".

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking I can’t believe it’s not even noon yet. The sun doesn’t seem to be where it should be. Or maybe I’m not where I should be.

 

[HarperValley]

I'm thinking that's it for me..

Or is it..?

 

[JJonah]

I hate it when you see a bag on the counter and think it’s Fritos, because even though you can only see the back of the package, the colors are right.

Then you pick it up and realize it’s fucking Cheezits.

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

Well, you know, I would kind of aspire to something that sounded a little sexier.

Someone with a better name should have discovered what it was. Maybe his name was Dick?

 

[HarperValley]

I'm thinking I'll run off with her..

 

[LikeableMe]

God I feel sick

(Health condition, I’ll be okay, just “ugh” for now)

 

[JJonah]

If you’re putting in a TL;DR with something you write, why put it at the end? Why not put it at the beginning?

Just wondering. I see this a lot.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I gave up on cutsie names when a dude told me I was cranky because I needed his "baby batter".

Oh, I thought baby batter cured female crankiness. Is that not right?

 

[mnbreastluver]

At any given time out in public you could be interacting with someone wearing a buttplug.

 

[AlwaysFara]

If you’re putting in a TL;DR with something you write, why put it at the end? Why not put it at the beginning?

Just wondering. I see this a lot.

Hmmm? I didn’t read your post, it was too long.

 

[DarkSimian]

"That is a cat. That cat is black. Therefore, all cats are black."

There is a term for this type of reasoning/ argument, but I can't think of what it's called. Any of those big brains out there care to help me?

 

[Spins]

That attention is the worst of all drugs

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Someone with a better name should have discovered what it was. Maybe his name was Dick?

I think I’m going to start calling it man juice. Though I fully expect that someone will embarrass me out of that very soon.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

At any given time out in public you could be interacting with someone wearing a buttplug.

God, I hope she wasn’t making my sandwich!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

this potato leek soup with bacon is simply FABULOUS

 

[CTski]

4 days of peace and quiet. woo hoo!!!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about this little girl I’ve never really met who raced up to me today for no apparent reason and gave me a hug. It filled my heart with joy.