What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

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Thinking how cool it is to be doing slightly drunk underwater cartwheels in a deep swimming hole at the age of 56. It is a paradox of sorts that I love my life so much I won’t mind leaving it.
 
I'm thinking I'm a valuable member of my department at work, a well-respected and sought after resource for my former department, and an inappropriately funny as shit brat when invited to meetings that include the VPs...:rolleyes::D
 
In the moment, there really is no better feeling than the one you get from good sex.
 
I know where I will NOT be found tomorrow.....Dollar Day at the zoo. 103 degrees forecast and wall to wall kids? No thanks.
 
“I’m going to take a 95% stance on this: I’m pretty sure milk isn’t cow jizz… Right?”
 
Re-evaluating my ridiculous tractor-related approach to harvesting blackberries just so I can make a cobbler. Apart from the expenditure of diesel fuel, I’m getting my blood sucked by ticks and mosquitoes. I should just go to a bakery and buy a nice pie.
 
Thinking about this impossibly adorable little girl I randomly encountered recently. She was marching around like she was ready to take on the world. And I hope she does.
 
You can easily see whether or not it’s raining by looking at the ground outside, but you’d rather look above the ground and squint really hard to try and see the actual rain.
 
Wondering what these fucking cats want from me. Wondering what my mother and my children want from me. But mostly the goddam cats, because the people in my life aren’t always under my feet.
 
I think the cat likes my body wash. Every time I get out of the shower she's all over me.
 
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