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Who are you kidding? You are nearly passed out on the floor... and probably don't even know for sure which city you are in...I only post from church and titty bars.
Jokes on you Jack. I do my drinking early. I passed already and drinking communion wine.Who are you kidding? You are nearly passed out on the floor... and probably don't even know for sure which city you are in...
He doesn’t know where his penis is, we’ve established that.Who are you kidding? You are nearly passed out on the floor... and probably don't even know for sure which city you are in...
... I'd like to know where yours is ..He doesn’t know where his penis is, we’ve established that.
Somewhere in the anals of Lit!... I'd like to know where yours is ..![]()
Wait... your penis is in... an anal... oh... really... cool!Somewhere in the anals of Lit!![]()
I know what I said.I think he for got the C @BrendaBear
I can still have an opinionI know what I said.![]()
Is it bad that I've already changed the time in my car, in case I forgot later on? I mean, it's been messed up with am/pm for the last seven or eight months because I couldn't be arsed to fix it.Changing my ways, being proactive!
I changed the ones I needed to back an hour at 8pm. I'll do the cars in the morning.Oh... that's a good idea! I'm going to go do that right now!
I wonder what the stats are on how many of us are posting from bed right now.
I feel like this is a hot boy anal tease and it’s just plain rude.Somewhere in the anals of Lit!![]()
For 'cat' substitute 'dogs' and you have my existence..Who needs alarm clocks when you ¹have a cat who knows what time she gets fed, ²doesn't give a mouse's fart about time change and ³whose meows will always outlast my stubbornness?
Goodmeowingmorning!
My dog just cold nosed me awake. Sigh. Her belly doesn't know it's daylight savings time.Who needs alarm clocks when you ¹have a cat who knows what time she gets fed, ²doesn't give a mouse's fart about time change and ³whose meows will always outlast my stubbornness?
Goodmeowingmorning!
It would be nice if my brain could just calm the fuck down and stop giving me nightmares every night. At least I'll have time to nap later today... I'm exhausted.
More Os needed all around, I suspectHate it when I can't sleep.
More Os needed all around, I suspect![]()
Never a bad idea. I just don't think I'm in the right brainspace for it today. Thanks for thinking of me, though.More Os needed all around, I suspect![]()
Well, if I'm supposed to be holding out...More Os needed all around, I suspect![]()
Holding out?! That’s crazy talk!Well, if I'm supposed to be holding out...