What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SassySheDevil]

Thanks everyone. I've decided the gift wrapping can wait. And I'm debating on whether to order a takeaway.

I'm still in bed too. That's a win

Just don't sleep through your alarm.

 

[Centauri1]

Could I find someone to take my exam for.me?

Would help if I could.

 

[Xerxes82]

I am so ready for a day and a half off work.

 

[SWR101]

I am very ready for this long weekend

 

[Xerxes82]

Holy shit, Hell has frozen over.

Oasis is doing a reunion tour.

 

[SassySheDevil]

In thirteen hours, I'll have to be at the hospital for surgery.

In between then, I have to wrap a load of gifts, make dinner, follow a preparation for said surgery and then get some rest.

All I want to do is not move from my bed...

Why don't butler's work for free?

I can come wrap those presents. They won't be what you bought though.

 

[Dubinsky]

Holy shit, Hell has frozen over.

Oasis is doing a reunion tour.

No, that was the Eagles.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Now I am thinking if it is possible to rage fuck oneself

Yes. It sure is.

 

[Qky75]

Now I am thinking if it is possible to rage fuck oneself

I have the friction burns today to prove it. Anyone got any ointment?!?

 

[jaF0]

You could do like me and give up on all the things, while sitting on top of the hill watching the fools below.

 

[Qky75]

You could do like me and give up on all the things, while sitting on top of the hill watching the fools below.

This is my end goal!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

If I don’t do the dishes after dinner… would they ever get done?

 

[ericalauren]

Being misgendered stinks!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Being misgendered stinks!

was it malicious or a mistake?

 

[DannieB]

They make switching to Verizon seem so much easier on the commercials

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Curiosity killed the cat...

 

[ericalauren]

was it malicious or a mistake?

Malicious.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Malicious.

Don't let it get to you (easier said than done, I know). Small-minded people aren't worth a microsecond of your time or energy

 

[Acktion]

It still feels weird to realize I've moved to a place where a porcupine in a tree outside the HEB was the news. Not the whole news. But, the largest segment. Kinda cool. Peaceful. But, really weird.

 

[Shady_nz]

Next time read the fucking instructions twatwaffle
( this is to myself )

 

[Xerxes82]

Might be an early night tonight. I am exhausted.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I can come wrap those presents. They won't be what you bought though.

I imagine those gifts would land me in prison.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I imagine those gifts would land me in prison.

Nah. Coal and a big dildo so she can fuck herself.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Nah. Coal and a big dildo so she can fuck herself.

You're too generous! I'd wrap the dildo in barbed wire...


Oops, FBI...

 

[ericalauren]

My cat is kind of mean to me sometimes but I love her anyway.