What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[thefishfryer]

Today is the tomorrrow you worried about yesterday

What? Sorry I have the dumb.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I might be a borderline germaphobe…also, it took 51 orgasms to make me tap out, sooo…yeah, energy isn’t a problem

Are you sure they were orgasms and not fanny farts?

I could probably do an intro to a song with 51 fanny farts

 

[AmberLGreen]

What? Sorry I have the dumb.

Yesterday, today was tomorrow

 

[barefootgirl69]

This reminds me of, let's call it "an interaction" I was having with a lady who was really enjoying herself, then suddenly looked really angry, then launched a pair of AA batteries across the room.

This is why I use electricity.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is why I use electricity.

 

[thefishfryer]

This is why I use electricity.

Shocking!!

 

[thefishfryer]

Yesterday, today was tomorrow

You're not making it any easier.

 

[SWR101]

Do I eat leftovers or do I grab a pizza?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Are you sure they were orgasms and not fanny farts?

I could probably do an intro to a song with 51 fanny farts

If you have the capacity to produce 51 fanny farts in the time it takes for a song intro to play, you might need to see a doctor

 

[AtramentousRex]

So many excuses to treat other people poorly because of my own perceived misuse and abuse. So many justifications for abusing other to make myself feel powerful. It's how the world works after all and what the mob says is right, must be.

 

[jaF0]

Someone at the DMV (RMV if you are in Massachusetts) should be tasked with periodically walking around the parking lot and noting any poorly/improperly/illegally parked vehicles and having their registrations immediately revoked. If you can’t park like a civilized human there, you can’t be trusted to operate a vehicle.

Would she be named Rita?

Would she be lovely?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Really wish I wasn't waiting in line....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do I eat leftovers or do I grab a pizza?

I have left over pizza

 

[drobert44]

I have left over pizza

I would stop by for something else.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Don’t forget to charge your toys! Horny you will thank me later

My Nora is on the charger now, LoL

 

[drobert44]

Still looking for one for grannys G spot.

 

[Xerxes82]

Yeah, let's quote somebody's pic from over a year and a half ago. That doesn't look creepy at all.

 

[drobert44]

Smart.......

 

[jaF0]

Can somebody make it go away?

 

[Xerxes82]

I'd go looking for that, not going to lie.

 

[orangecurious]

has he been on the meths again?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

How far the mighty have fallen.

 

[Chillygirl]

I’d like to break up with this migraine, let’s go our separate ways and not be friends.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I’d like to break up with this migraine, let’s go our separate ways and not be friends.

My Dr recommended Magnesium and Vitamin D supplements. Sometimes they help me.

 

[Mrtenant]

Dental work blows