What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LustfulIntentions2]

I've had the house to myself all day, and gotten so very little actually done. To the point that I'm really beating myself up, despite being worn out and dehydrated. Things just didn't come together, and I get so annoyed.

So fuck it, off to the pool for a dip. Before it storms. Again.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I've had the house to myself all day, and gotten so very little actually done. To the point that I'm really beating myself up, despite being worn out and dehydrated. Things just didn't come together, and I get so annoyed.

So fuck it, off to the pool for a dip. Before it storms. Again.

This one really kept me guessing but I think I have worked it out.

You had the house to yourself so you went into the garden and got the little man out and beat him off whilst peeping on your neighbour who was flicking her bean. You beat him so much that he lost all of his fluid and was quite tired. Your neighbour didn’t cum at the same time as you and that really made you cross. So cross in fact, that you are now going to cruise around town looking for a big wet hole to dip him into where he can work himself up into a storm and dehydrate himself again.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

But... What if we *want* you to post?

Also, vague it up, please. It keeps us guessing. Lol.

Oh I was gonna be all miserable and write about how upset I've been from the end of a friendship but actually what's the point. Not gonna change anything is it so I may as well put that energy towards being kind to myself and everyone else.

Also I bloody love gin. It hasn't had an effect on me for ages but I've realised the secret... Switch them up! I have three and so far I've had one of each. Genius!

 

[Amanda330]

Oh I was gonna be all miserable and write about how upset I've been from the end of a friendship but actually what's the point. Not gonna change anything is it so I may as well put that energy towards being kind to myself and everyone else.

Also I bloody love gin. It hasn't had an effect on me for ages but I've realised the secret... Switch them up! I have three and so far I've had one of each. Genius!

You should definitely be kind to yourself! Especially because you're an amazingly sweet person who deserves the best. The ending of a friendship is always a bit sad though so it's a valid response...

I respect your choice of alcohol but I have never much liked gin... It tastes like a Christmas tree should, imo. Lol. And I've tried so many of them! I'm glad it works for you, though!

Just to add, I will drink pink gin for the aesthetics... Even though I don't love the flavor.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh I was gonna be all miserable and write about how upset I've been from the end of a friendship but actually what's the point. Not gonna change anything is it so I may as well put that energy towards being kind to myself and everyone else.

Also I bloody love gin. It hasn't had an effect on me for ages but I've realised the secret... Switch them up! I have three and so far I've had one of each. Genius!

You should definitely be kind to yourself! Especially because you're an amazingly sweet person who deserves the best. The ending of a friendship is always a bit sad though so it's a valid response...

I respect your choice of alcohol but I have never much liked gin... It tastes like a Christmas tree should, imo. Lol. And I've tried so many of them! I'm glad it works for you, though!

Just to add, I will drink pink gin for the aesthetics... Even though I don't love the flavor.

The only time I've ever enjoyed gin is in a Long Island Iced Tea and it's such a small component that I'm not sure how much it matters

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Thank you! That's so lovely of you

Yeah it's not for everyone. Which means there's more for me!
I can't stand vodka though. Even the decent brands taste like paint thinner to me but it's ok mixed in with loads of other nice things in a cocktail.
I love the dedication to the aesthetic haha

 

[RosewoodTulip]

The only time I've ever enjoyed gin is in a Long Island Iced Tea and it's such a small component that I'm not sure how much it matters

Oh yeah there's lots of fun things in those

 

[SWR101]

Thank you! That's so lovely of you

Yeah it's not for everyone. Which means there's more for me!
I can't stand vodka though. Even the decent brands taste like paint thinner to me but it's ok mixed in with loads of other nice things in a cocktail.
I love the dedication to the aesthetic haha

Oh, I have grown to love gin lately. Also not a fan of vodka. I think Hendrickson is my favorite right now, but I’m just starting to branch further out

 

[Speshul91]

I need to get away for a bit

 

[Wriggle]

Thank you! That's so lovely of you

Yeah it's not for everyone. Which means there's more for me!
I can't stand vodka though. Even the decent brands taste like paint thinner to me but it's ok mixed in with loads of other nice things in a cocktail.
I love the dedication to the aesthetic haha

I'm a twat on gin - just saying

 

[Wriggle]

I'm thinking....
I quite like the smell of anti mosquito spray

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Oh, I have grown to love gin lately. Also not a fan of vodka. I think Hendrickson is my favorite right now, but I’m just starting to branch further out

There's so many now. There's been a definite gin renaissance over the last few years.
I was at a wedding last year and asked for a g&t and they gave me a special gin menu! I just wanted the house one with ice and a slice and ended up with this weird one with half a fruit bowl chucked in

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I'm a twat on gin - just saying

Story time?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

You should definitely be kind to yourself! Especially because you're an amazingly sweet person who deserves the best.

I need to do a better job of saying this sort of thing to myself

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh yeah there's lots of fun things in those

It's my go-to cocktail when out and about. And also, it tells me a lot about the bartender

 

[Amanda330]

I need to do a better job of saying this sort of thing to myself

Everyone should be better about saying these things to themselves.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

It's my go-to cocktail when out and about. And also, it tells me a lot about the bartender

Whether they have those Tom Cruise in Cocktail skills?

There used to be a brilliant cocktail bar back when I was a student. My favourite was called a Mind Eraser. Can't remember what was in it so it obviously lived up to its name

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Everyone should be better about saying these things to themselves.

I'm the greatest, sexiest, smartest person on this website. How'd I do?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I'm thinking I hope I haven't derailed the thread too much with my drunken gin rambles

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Whether they have those Tom Cruise in Cocktail skills?

Correct! If they don't have that muscle memory and hand-eye coordination, do I even want that pleb touching a glass that I'm going to later have to touch?

There used to be a brilliant cocktail bar back when I was a student. My favourite was called a Mind Eraser. Can't remember what was in it so it obviously lived up to its name

https://www.liquor.com/recipes/mind-eraser/
^this is a tough one^ Coffee liqueur. Mehhhhhhh

 

[Secretintoelderly]

I think my red wine kicks in..

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Back on Woodford reserve now. Lovely.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm thinking I hope I haven't derailed the thread too much with my drunken gin rambles

It's a stream of consciousness thread. You literally can't derail it. Hell, I'm trying to stream of consciousness it with you

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think my red wine kicks in..

Merlot? Cabernet? Pinot? Malbec?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Let it stream people