What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Well, if I DO lose sight in my left eye, I am SO gonna do the pirate thing! Fake parrot on my shoulder, the hat, and I'm gonna ask women if that's Pirate Lusty's boots they're carrying around under there!
 
Typical, I get hot on by two attractive ladies a day before I can't have sex for a month, this world hates me. (Before anyone asks how I'm sure, there was another woman there both times who confirmed it, I know I'm normally oblivious)
 
Typical, I get hot on by two attractive ladies a day before I can't have sex for a month, this world hates me. (Before anyone asks how I'm sure, there was another woman there both times who confirmed it, I know I'm normally oblivious)
The powers that be love agony and irony...
 
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