What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I think my workplace should adopt the customer service standards of our immediate neighbors.

Supposed to be open at 9am. Doors still locked at 10, with a customer waiting outside. Girl comes to unlock the door, only to tell dude "Sorry, need five minutes!" before relocking the door and walking across the street to Starbucks.

Where the hell do they find these people?
 
My gf suffered serious lung damage due to covid. She is basically immunocompromised, as even a small cold leads easily to pneumonia and hospitalization. She's had two hospitalizations already this year.

So I wear a face mask indoors at work. Whether in the shop or in businesses/apartment buildings. I don't have to trust people and I can keep people who matter to me safe.

So imagine how much fun it is when I'm working away in the shop helping customers and somebody feels the need to ask me "Aren't you ungodly hot wearing that propoganda napkin?"

And the worst part is I can't even tell this bottom feeding conspiracy crazy to fuck right the hell off.
 
I'm one of those who can't have anything on my face at all. I can't even wear sunglasses for any amount of time. I got a pair of regular glasses and can't wear them for long. I use readers for a few minutes at a time. The brief minutes of welding of course get a proper shield, but ONLY while sparking.
 
Today's delivery adventures have been a real roller coaster. This one had me rolling.

Waiting for a customer, I overhear a man and his teenage daughter at the register.

Her: "Wow backwards is still wow. Wow upside down is mom."

Him: "And mom upside down is your dad's favorite thing in the universe."

I wish I could show you the poor girl's face. LOL.
 
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