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Awww my favourite kind of KittyIt’s hard to get anything done on a weekend around the house with this one. This is why I end up doing outdoor choresView attachment 2354748
I’m not even gonna askAm I weird for liking butter popcorns with m&ms? Have to get a separate small bag for my monstrosity.
You can like what ya like.Am I weird for liking butter popcorns with m&ms? Have to get a separate small bag for my monstrosity.
Hearing my oldest on the phone melts me.Oh, my oldest son is singing on the phone.![]()
Same with my son. He can't carry a tune in a bucket, but (like his mama) starts singing when a word or phrase in the conversation triggers it.Hearing my oldest on the phone melts me.
She can't sing though.
No disrespect to her because she knows that.
But she has the one liners from Hell if you leave an opening.![]()
Are we talking a flat tire or a full tire rotation and a front-end alignment? One gets better service because of the value, just saying.Currently wondering how cryptocurrency became such a celebrity fad, while if I so much as suggest that a blow job is a perfectly reasonable exchange for damsel-in-distress auto repair, I'm some kind of weirdo. It's all just good old-fashioned capitalism, right?![]()

Do you have plans for your days off?Whew, made it. Just one more 12 hour day stands between me and a blissful 5 days off.
It's going to be a white knuckle kind of ride, lol. But I might just make it.
Oh, I'm always on call. Plumbing, auto, electrical, HVAC, orgasmic dysfunction, pet psychiatry. I'm sort of a jack-of-all-trades problem solver.Do you have plans for your days off?
Sleep. Masturbation. LolDo you have plans for your days off?
Lucky fucking tourists!That was a successful dinner and I’m glad I wore the dress even though it was windy and I kinda mooned the tourists![]()
Lol I’m glad I wore sexy panties!Lucky fucking tourists!
Personally, I'd have been hoping for none.Lol I’m glad I wore sexy panties!