What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Tallulah82]

I think our eboning will go something like this:

Him - God, Tal, that's so good. You're making me so hard.
Me - really? Are you serious? I can't tell if you're joking. If you're for real, that is making me so wet.
Him - Are you really wet, or are you kidding?
Me - Are you kidding?
Him - stop joking around!

*both just gets dressed and acknowledges failure*

 

[orangecurious]

Sorry, didn't mean to come across as weird. Just send me a dick pic and I'll leave you alone.

(Until I feel the need for another dick pic)

don't fall for it... she just keeps demanding

 

[ydahecnot]

I think our eboning will go something like this:

Him - God, Tal, that's so good. You're making me so hard.
Me - really? Are you serious? I can't tell if you're joking. If you're for real, that is making me so wet.
Him - Are you really wet, or are you kidding?
Me - Are you kidding?
Him - stop joking around!

*both just gets dressed and acknowledges failure*

Again?!

 

[Tallulah82]

Again?!

With the frequency, I think it might be turning into a kink.

 

[Taegul]

How did the banana split become a thing? What fatherfucker thought, "Hey, I got a great idea. Let's ruin ice cream by putting something healthy in it..."?

*Cringes at my own hypocrisy of liking strawberry ice cream*

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Hoping the remodel is done this morning and the maintenance department builds my desk so I can move back into my office. Everything will be all fresh, clean, and new!

 

[13Fantasies]

Boy, you sure can tell the difference between 108° and 98°.
Also, I need sleep.

I thought you were comparing temperature-based boy bands at first

 

[hotwords229_A]

How did the banana split become a thing? What fatherfucker thought, "Hey, I got a great idea. Let's ruin ice cream by putting something healthy in it..."?

*Cringes at my own hypocrisy of liking strawberry ice cream*

This is an attack on everything sacred.

 

[Boonerboy]

Dude not a fan of random texts. They claim to know me. How or even should I respond. Just weird.

By law, you must mess with them. Dick pics, like others said is a good suggestion. I like using photos of Richard Nixon, but Dick VanDyke works well.

 

[Taegul]

This is an attack on everything sacred.

Get the banana outta there.

Make Ice Cream Great Again
MICGA sounds like a slogan I can campaign on.

My name's Taegul and I approve this message.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Get the banana outta there.

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that . . .

 

[Wand3rlust]

Maybe I'm the odd one .

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

My bff's Mom probably has the beginning of Alzheimers, another friend's young wife passed away today, and now another friend is going to have to put her cat down today. It seems like since 2020 life keeps getting crappier and crappier.

 

[Slickrick123]

Why is everyone I work with so needy.

 

[Boonerboy]

Maybe I'm the odd one .

Ugh, I resemble this!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Whatever happens I just hope my obituary reads: “He died doing what he loved.

Choking to death on his own cock.”

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Sometimes I wonder if posting pics is worth it.

 

[Tallulah82]

Sometimes I wonder if posting pics is worth it.

No. Just send them to me. That's better.

 

[orangecurious]

No. Just send them to me. That's better.

*sends Tall Oolah the hundreds of photos i took today*

 

[barefootgirl69]

I should really go find something to eat.

 

[ydahecnot]

With the frequency, I think it might be turning into a kink.

Worst. Kink. Ever

 

[Bry1313]

Oh no, darling. I only drink Herb Ertlinger's Fruit Wine. Or zhampagne.

Do you prefer the musk melon goodness of the oak chardonnay or the dazzling peach craaaaab apple in the Riesling Rioja?

 

[Xerxes82]

I am having a very difficult time motivating myself today. I am going to blame the gray and uninspiring weather, though the more likely culprit is that I'm a lazy fucker.

I know I should be productive. I just... don't wanna. Lol.

 

[Tallulah82]

Do you prefer the musk melon goodness of the oak chardonnay or the dazzling peach craaaaab apple in the Riesling Rioja?

I love both, because I've tasted the difference good fruit can make in my wine.

 

[Bry1313]

I love both, because I've tasted the difference good fruit can make in my wine.

And you’ll remember the name, Bingo Lingfucker