What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Time to go I guess. Refreshing endlessly is like trying to make water boil faster by watching it. Patience !!
 
Let's see if I can make it though five more hours of work without committing murder!
 
I'm thinking about what to make my daughters for breakfast.
Can't decide between breakfast casserole or omlettes.
 
Hey guys, if you’re going to try to make your female alt work, maybe don’t describe your latest orgasm as such:

“in the shower this morning
thick, gooey squirts that tasted suuuper yummy”

Hey ladies, I’ve never ever heard a woman describe her orgasm as “thick, gooey squirts.” Anyone?
 
Hey guys, if you’re going to try to make your female alt work, maybe don’t describe your latest orgasm as such:

“in the shower this morning
thick, gooey squirts that tasted suuuper yummy”

Hey ladies, I’ve never ever heard a woman describe her orgasm as “thick, gooey squirts.” Anyone?


* bfg and @SassySheDevil pretending to be guys*

"Stop ruining our fun!"
 
Are all tattoo artists hot or does this shop just hire well?

My cousin owns a tattoo shop and he looks like someone ran a late 1990s cholo through a printing press 🤣 There are literally no visibly un-inked areas on his face, head, neck or arms. My mom used to call him The Newspaper. “Have you seen The Newspaper today?”
 
My cousin owns a tattoo shop and he looks like someone ran a late 1990s cholo through a printing press 🤣 There are literally no visibly un-inked areas on his face, head, neck or arms. My mom used to call him The Newspaper. “Have you seen The Newspaper today?”
This doesn’t answer the question though. Do you think your cousin is hot? 😝
 
This doesn’t answer the question though. Do you think your cousin is hot? 😝

No. And he’s technically, not a blood relative, but he’s 100% family anyway. One of my aunts passed away long before I was born. My uncle-in-law had kids with her and from another marriage after her passing. He has just been my uncle all my life and they were/are always just my cousins.
 
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