Whiskeyjack
The Nappening
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- Oct 5, 2005
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That's what mutual masturbation is for.I’m tired of doing this alone.
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That's what mutual masturbation is for.I’m tired of doing this alone.
Weird - I have that same fantasy!Am I the only one that fantasizes about @Whiskeyjack reading me a bedtime story and the slowly fondling me under the covers?
You read yourself a bedtime story and slowly fondle yourself under the covers? Shouldn’t this be reality?Weird - I have that same fantasy!
I mean... not at 7:09pm. I'm old but I'm not that old.You read yourself a bedtime story and slowly fondle yourself under the covers? Shouldn’t this be reality?
Ya know that’s technically not sleeping, right?I mean... not at 7:09pm. I'm old but I'm not that old.
I used to do that on purpose for massages.This is it. The fuckening.
That moment in the day when you remember that you forgot to wear panties to the chiropractor appointment.![]()
From what I’ve seen, there is no limitHow damn stupid can people be?? I often find myself wondering.
Yeah, so am I. Best feature on here.I'm so grateful for Lit and its ability to ignore.![]()
I agree but it still does'nt work as well as it could...Yeah, so am I. Best feature on here.![]()
Apologies ( I seem to be doing that a lot today) for the belated thank you for the hugThank you for the hug, Ms ShadyNZ.
Sending a big one right back to you.
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Dodging bullets like Neo in the MatrixWell I got that wrong it seems.
But also maybe a lucky escape.
These are excellent recommendations. The Barber of Seville is opera buffa so no one dies, lol. La Boheme is a good one. Its endearing to me as it was the first opera I performed in.