What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

$18,000 for a wristwatch? Does it give blowjobs on the hour or something? Because...okay, yeah, that might be worth it.

And now I'm wondering how many times Bond asked Q for something like that. "Yeah, a secret laser that can cut through steel bars to free me from a death trap that's slowly drowning me is cool and all, but...do you maybe got a watch what sucks a mean dick?"
 
The Apple that hit Newtons head didn’t fall from the tree. It was thrown by a hired Apple man from behind a grassy knoll.

Also, I may need coffee.
 
it's kind of a mess in my head, a bunch of different strings knotted in various places... so, I have no freakin' idea.
 
I had a weird thought....do you think any celebrities are on lit? Like in disguise of course, I mean they have needs too! :ROFLMAO:
...Man I have too much free time
Okay, okay: You've got me:
I'm actually William Shakespeare. But you can call me Bill, folks.
 
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