What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Crownvic]

My mind is always racing... Wish i could slow it down..I come on Lit to just relax, but then my mind takes off sexually lol

I certainly know that feeling...

 

[hulmule]

I certainly know that feeling...

Things i have to do, planning in my mind how i'll do those things. Crazy im just wired this way.

 

[StillRain]

Now I'm thinking I should rub one out.

Don’t dream it, do it.

 

[steelyblue73]

Speed up the clock. 🕰 This is getting old.

 

[_Ritch_]

Ugh. I am so fucking tired. Sometimes being the babysitter of the drunks is more tiring than being the drunk. That was a lot of people. This has to be a record for those staying the night. There are 10 RV's/Tents in our yard.

As a regular babysitter of a drunk person, I can concur it isn't fun.

 

[MrsPassion]

Dammit

 

[Chillygirl]

I need time to speed up and slow down all at once.

 

[Dubinsky]

I need time to speed up and slow down all at once.

Been there.

 

[munch2much]

My friend makes me smile, bless her

 

[SassySheDevil]

Good lord! Sounds like the return of Ulysses. Slay all the layabouts and reclaim your home!

Everyone has left now and the clean up is crazy. I finished cleaning and then the rest of the day. I'm not doing shit!!

 

[SassySheDevil]

As a regular babysitter of a drunk person, I can concur it isn't fun.

A drunk and a drama queen. You win!

 

[AmberLGreen]

As a regular babysitter of a drunk person, I can concur it isn't fun.

How many times do I have to tell you? I am not a baby and I am supposed to sit on you!

 

[_Ritch_]

A drunk and a drama queen. You win!

Woohoo! Do I get a prize? Please say it's the number of a hitman!

How many times do I have to tell you? I am not a baby and I am supposed to sit on you!

Yes, that's all well and good but the heavy breathing and screams of "YES, YES, YESSS!!" aren't appropriate in front of company.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Don’t dream it, do it.

And now I have DR. Frankfurter singing “don’t dream it, be it” stuck in my head.

 

[LustyScribe]

Woohoo! Do I get a prize? Please say it's the number of a hitman!



Yes, that's all well and good but the heavy breathing and screams of "YES, YES, YESSS!!" aren't appropriate in front of company.

Then you need a better class of company!

 

[LustyScribe]

Might fuck around and show up at my slam pieces door with an 8 piece chicken dinner and sweatpants boner.

You do that, you're my hero for the day. I'd just love to HAVE a "slam piece" that doesn't fit in my glove.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You do that, you're my hero for the day. I'd just love to HAVE a "slam piece" that doesn't fit in my glove.

Go hit up your local WalMart.

 

[Lady2020]

Really enjoying the Brokenwood series.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm not sure if that lady is a cocktease, or just has no idea just how sexy she is

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ya know, I’m tired of having sex and having to take care of the orgasm side of things by a myself.

 

[JessGabriel]

If things change, or you change your mind, I 100% respect that. But I will never understand why people feel the need to just ghost or go silent after talking every single da….sure makes a girl feel used

Yes! Fucking seriously! Just put on your adult panties, and be uncomfortable for the 3.5 seconds to say, "Hey, I'm sorry, this isn't working for me anymore." Those that can't do that are cowards. Big hugs, SNG.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Ya know, I’m tired of having sex and having to take care of the orgasm side of things by a myself.

I've always mostly just assumed that the first one might be real and the rest are faked to get me to go away. Wouldn't damage my manhood to have a conversation. I'd be willing to watch a video and learn what I'm doing wrong.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I've always mostly just assumed that the first one might be real and the rest are faked to get me to go away. Wouldn't damage my manhood to have a conversation. I'd be willing to watch a video and learn what I'm doing wrong.

Actually, I’m capable of having multiples. Gotta have a partner who wants to participate instead of hurry to watch some show. Whatever. There’s a reason sex toys can be bought on Amazon.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Actually, I’m capable of having multiples. Gotta have a partner who wants to participate instead of hurry to watch some show. Whatever. There’s a reason sex toys can be bought on Amazon.

And there's a reason men buy cool cars. You never know what's going to work.

 

[Lady2020]

Pretty sure I put my foot in mouth again.