What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[positiveflirt]

Question, did they die???

Hahaha, this will be the Brazilian Wandering Spider and from everything I've heard, I cannot recommend it

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

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Question, did they die???

Har! More men probably die every day, one way or another, from our lifelong efforts to make erections go away than spiders could ever kill.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Hahaha, this will be the Brazilian Wandering Spider and from everything I've heard, I cannot recommend it

Har! More men probably die every day, one way or another, from our lifelong efforts to make erections go away than spiders could ever kill.

It was just a joke… why so serious?
And as a woman I don’t want to have sex for 4 hours straight. I mean we are not endless waterfalls down there. Shit would get dry.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Mind if I go over to Karen's house? Her waterfall is still flowing. Sorry, honey, but I got bitten by a spider.

Surely there's some humor in that!

 

[AlpineFresco]

There are many song lyrics that fit my relationship with @AlpineFresco, but one specifically talks about the idealized memories we make when with someone. I have those memories, some innocent and many not so innocent, from our times together. But the best part is knowing that it’s not much longer until we are together again.
I am a very lucky girl that it’s not long until I can look at him across a restaurant table. Or up at him when I’m on my knees. Lucky, lucky girl.

Very soon, my love! We will make a whole new set of memories to smile about, and be distracted by, for a good long time

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Admiring nostalgically the wide-eyed innocence of 1970's porn. Do anal for another line of coke? Sure, why not? Nobody's gonna see this 50 years from now anyway. That's always been my model for how intimate realtionships should be conducted.

 

[Apisto42]

Really? What the fuck were you fucking thinking? We gave you a fucking brain. All you have to do is fucking use it. It’s not hard. It’s really not. It’s actually easier.

This post has nothing to do with anyone on lit.

 

[StillRain]

Admiring nostalgically the wide-eyed innocence of 1970's porn. Do anal for another line of coke? Sure, why not? Nobody's gonna see this 50 years from now anyway. That's always been my model for how intimate realtionships should be conducted.

Mo? Is that you?

 

[Apisto42]

This too shall pass.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Mo? Is that you?

Where would it get me if I said Yes?

 

[StillRain]

Where would it get me if I said Yes?

Mo would know.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Mo would know.

Brilliant! I bow to you both.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Wondering why I got paid 50 bucks and a pack of smokes this morning for my remarkable diagnostic skills and manual dexterity while taking care of a plumbing problem for a friend, but have never gotten paid for fingering a clitoris, a much more complex procedure. It's time to pay up, ladies. I'm waiting!

Still waiting . . .

 

[MedicalMuse]

Wondering why I got paid 50 bucks and a pack of smokes this morning for my remarkable diagnostic skills and manual dexterity while taking care of a plumbing problem for a friend, but have never gotten paid for fingering a clitoris, a much more complex procedure. It's time to pay up, ladies. I'm waiting!

Still waiting . . .

I just snort laughed. Thank you.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I just snort laughed. Thank you.

These are just the kind of harmless thoughts that amuse me when a woman calls me about a plumbing problem and her husband insists on hovering over me as I work. I'm fascinated by the prospect of interior monologues.

 

[MedicalMuse]

These are just the kind of harmless thoughts that amuse me when a woman calls me about a plumbing problem and her husband insists on hovering over me as I work. I'm fascinated by the prospect of interior monologues.

I don’t do inner monologues. Generally, if I think it comes out of my mouth, which is not always easily explainable.

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

Sometimes I just can't keep up...maybe I just need to spend even less time here...or just refocus on what I expect.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I don’t do inner monologues. Generally, if I think it comes out of my mouth, which is not always easily explainable.

Well, I don't have boobs to distract from what I'm saying, so the less I say the better.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I’m fascinated by the judgment factor. We’re all pervs. Why so judgey?

Thou shalt not yuck thy neighbor’s yum, just stop looking at it.

 

[Chillygirl]

I started out with 1 dead headlight and suddenly I only have high beams and no regular lights….how?!

 

[Dribble]

I started out with 1 dead headlight and suddenly I only have high beams and no regular lights….how?!

Short in the line caused the fuse to blow?

 

[Chillygirl]

Short in the line caused the fuse to blow?

Fuse was replaced

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I’m fascinated by the judgment factor. We’re all pervs. Why so judgey?

Thou shalt not yuck thy neighbor’s yum, just stop looking at it.

I think there's a kind of a learning curve on that. There are things that neurologically trigger our brains to express fear and revulsion, and it can be hard for some people to overcome. Even when it has nothing to do with our lives. It's just the way we're wired. The important thing is knowing that and working through it.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I think people assume a lot on here. Must be all the masks?

 

[EnigmaSquared]

Sometimes the incongruity between a person's chosen online moniker and the content of their comments fucks with my head. Because it feels really fucking weird to say something like, "SlurpinAnalGravy makes a good point." You can't choose an obscene username and then make thoughtful or compassionate posts. Stay in your fucking lane!