What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[NastyNyx]

I'm not sure if I really know what I want and need. I don't think I'll know till it appears. Hurry up and get here please.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Is it worse to be ignored, or knowingly left on read

Ugh, I know this feeling. I'm sorry

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

My resulting thought process:

I just do not get those kinds of messages. I am very thankful. Wait, why do I not get those kinds of messages (that I don’t want)? Am I off putting? Does lascivious have too many syllables? Why am I even thinking about this?

Hold on, gotta Google "lascivious."

 

[ydahecnot]

I'm asexual. So I'm not really sure why I registered an account here. I get more excited about pizza than pussy lol.

Pineapple?

 

[MrsPassion]

whew! that was close!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I'm asexual. So I'm not really sure why I registered an account here. I get more excited about pizza than pussy lol.

I am a form of asexual myself. I’m here to make jokes and people.
Don’t let the assholes who say we don’t belong get ya down. Enjoy what you can and fuck the rest.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I never thought I would manhandle a queen sized mattress and box spring on my own at midnight.. but hey, first time for everything. Now I need an ibuprofen.

 

[ShaneoD]

It's shit when office politics ruin a good job

 

[Acktion]

You know, without Ebay's captcha to prevent bots, Megatron could have just bid on Sam Witwicky's glasses and Transformers would have been a very different movie.

 

[MrsPassion]

I slept on it and decided to stay a bit longer

Yay!!!!!

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m thinking how long does it take for an AV to update gosh?! It’s giving me anxiety

 

[vibes]

very secretive uhm

 

[awired50]

Sex plans for this afternoon....

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm introverting hard today. Regretting making dinner plans even though I love this friend.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm exhausted and just want to sleep, but can't because I need to adult.. but adulting is hard.. Can I be a cat for the rest of the day?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The most annoying part of traveling is finding chicken sitters

 

[Paul_Chance]

I envy cats.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

The most annoying part of traveling is finding chicken sitters

I feel this. Good luck!

 

[Shenanigans90]

I agree, good reliable cock sitters are hard to find these days.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

So many of them are notorious for choking the chickens they’re supposed to just be watching.

Where's the fun in just watching a perfectly fine cock?

 

[Shenanigans90]

The job can get hard and messy at times.

 

[LustyScribe]

But why WON'T the damn grass just mow itself?? Is that so much to ask?!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Despite what some of the special folks down here seem to believe, when I say, "God damn you," I ain't takin' His name in vain, I'm askin' Him for a favor. But bless your heart for offerin' your opinion, sweetie pie. Ain't you precious? I'll pray for you.

I may be in love with you.

 

[Orchidea73]

For the last 3 days I was fixated that each day was Friday. Today I was sure about it and so I did the hair, because I have to meet someone on Saturday for lunch. I said to myself, better do that tonight, instead of being in a hurry tomorrow. It was only after the shower, around 9pm, that I was informed that tomorrow is not Saturday, yet.

The good news is that tomorrow it is (FINALLY) Friday tho. So, I decided to drown my disappointment into pork ribs, beer and free burps. lol

 

[ShaneoD]

I should probably confirm I agree with things that people message me rather than assuming they will know I agree because I don't address those points