What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm thinking of how nice it would be to lounge in a shaded hammock.. letting the breeze rock me..just the sounds of nature.

 

[Shenanigans90]

It's been a weird ass day. Old man tried to get into my vehicle thinking it was his while I was sitting there with the windows rolled down. Then a beaver randomly standing up in the middle of the road checking out the scenery when I was on the way home.

You are so lucky, I haven’t seen one random beaver today.

 

[gga]

Then a beaver randomly standing up in the middle of the road checking out the scenery when I was on the way home.

My mind totally jumbled the word order there.

 

[AmberLGreen]

It's been a weird ass day. Old man tried to get into my vehicle thinking it was his while I was sitting there with the windows rolled down. Then a beaver randomly standing up in the middle of the road checking out the scenery when I was on the way home.

I was fucking hitch hiking and you didn’t stop

 

[jason28053]

It's been a weird ass day. Old man tried to get into my vehicle thinking it was his while I was sitting there with the windows rolled down. Then a beaver randomly standing up in the middle of the road checking out the scenery when I was on the way home.

What about your beaver?

 

[jason28053]

At least try and be original
if I had a dollar for every time I got PM’d with “how shy and how naughty are you?” or “I bet you’re more naughty than shy”
I would be able to quit my day job …

This begs the question, what is your night job?

 

[AmberLGreen]

At least try and be original
if I had a dollar for every time I got PM’d with “how shy and how naughty are you?” or “I bet you’re more naughty than shy”
I would be able to quit my day job …

If you give me a dollar, I will message you with “how shy and naughty are you?” AND “I bet you’re more naughty than shy”

Double original approach for just one dollar. It is a bargain and a one time only offer

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm thinking my beaver is getting a lot of attention today.

 

[AmberLGreen]

You’ve gotta pay more than a dollar for access to that information


it’s so tempting… I do love ignoring messages like that but maybe I should clap back for a change

Extroverted angel

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well that's nice to hear

You can hear her beaver? Does it talk really dirty? I have always imagined her to have a really dirty beaver

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That I'm happy. That's all.

 

[jason28053]

You can hear her beaver? Does it talk really dirty? I have always imagined her to have a really dirty beaver

It whistles through its teeth

 

[Lmizzler]

At least try and be original
if I had a dollar for every time I got PM’d with “how shy and how naughty are you?” or “I bet you’re more naughty than shy”
I would be able to quit my day job …

Fighting the urge to send this message right now!

 

[jason28053]

That I'm happy. That's all.

This makes me happy.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

This makes me happy.

And you make me happy!

 

[jason28053]

Fighting the urge to send this message right now!

Do it, she could use the cash

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Well that's nice to hear

Not THAT kind of attention.

You can hear her beaver? Does it talk really dirty? I have always imagined her to have a really dirty beaver

It talks like a filthy, filthy whore.

Hmm. It has not spoken to me. I cannot confirm if it's dirty or clean. Since I have no knowledge of her beaver, I can only think it's both dirty and clean at the same time.

It's clean, but talks dirty.

It whistles through its teeth

We've discussed this, it's called a queef.

Happy beaver, happy life...

Can you tell this to my husband please?

 

[jason28053]

Happy beaver, happy life...

Happy beaver, happy wife?

 

[jason28053]

Same!! Well not the shy and naughty but... yes!!

Let me guess? They message you about your ugly big cock? (@Indiesoul did I get that right?)

 

[LadyLascivious1]

At least try and be original
if I had a dollar for every time I got PM’d with “how shy and how naughty are you?” or “I bet you’re more naughty than shy”
I would be able to quit my day job …

Same!! Well not the shy and naughty but... yes!!

My resulting thought process:

I just do not get those kinds of messages. I am very thankful. Wait, why do I not get those kinds of messages (that I don’t want)? Am I off putting? Does lascivious have too many syllables? Why am I even thinking about this?

 

[positiveflirt]

That I'm happy. That's all.

SAME, took me a while to realise what the feeling was though

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Let me guess? They message you about your ugly big cock? (@Indiesoul did I get that right?)

Haha, yes. But I've seen hers and it's glorious.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

SAME, took me a while to realise what the feeling was though

It's nice, isn't it?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My resulting thought process:

I just do not get those kinds of messages. I am very thankful. Wait, why do I not get those kinds of messages (that I don’t want)? Am I off putting? Does lascivious have too many syllables? Why am I even thinking about this?

Wait... what does "lascivious" mean? It sounds like lavatory. Are you into watersports? You know what? I'll PM you.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Do i need to send you a "Just what kind of lascivious things do you like?" pm to welcome you into the club?

I just want some originality damnit

Wait... what does "lascivious" mean? It sounds like lavatory. Are you into watersports? You know what? I'll PM you.

You two are hilarious but don’t count because you’re already in my box