What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Mo_Bandy]

Wanna sling your balls down my lane?

Desperately

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

I hate when she works weekends

 

[SherlockianMan]

I should do something productive before calling it a night

 

[Tedfkats]

Is there a term for smh to the power of 10? I feel like i walked into a fucking outhouse.

 

[Chillygirl]

Sigh…

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I wonder what it would be like to live pain free?

 

[Lady2020]

That's enough of Bach.

 

[gga]

I'll see you at 2am when I'm praying for death.

2am tonight
When a minute will pass by like an hour.


Edit: Damnit. That should be "when an hour will pass by in a minute", shouldn't it?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Damn. I forgot about DST.

 

[Anastasia1999]

That's enough of Bach.

I can never get enough of Bach

 

[munch2much]

I can never get enough of Bach

How about Bite? But only if that’s better

(This is a seriously laboured joke!)

 

[Sexy_Singer]

That's enough of Bach.

The question is which one is enough. Papa Bach or Johann Christian, etc?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I can never get enough of Bach

Is that made by Womanizer?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Debating if i should use a dildo, a pillow or my hand this morning

It is the weekend, you should treat yourself and go for all three

 

[Sexy_Singer]

It will be a long day today.

 

[AmberLGreen]

It will be a long day today.

It will be a hour shorter than yesterday

 

[Sexy_Singer]

It will be a hour shorter than yesterday

Lol. A long day away from home.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Today promises to be a quiet and peaceful day. I am loving it!
Oh and the dating app thing seems to be a bust I got two messages and both were from shady characters.

 

[Dribble]

Somehow...I lost an hour somewhere

 

[munch2much]

Somehow...I lost an hour somewhere

I was the bearer of bad tidings when I explained it to my friend in the US. She asked how on Earth an Englishman knew when she didn’t. I refrained from explaining about Lit

 

[SnowIris]

I really should get something to eat

 

[munch2much]

It’s often not about what you do, but about what you don’t do.

Eating junk food meant I skipped fruit and veg. Averaging 5 hours on my phone a day means I was neglecting other things.

 

[ydahecnot]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

 

[Animaul]

Lets get rid of daylight savings, yeah??

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Lets get rid of daylight savings, yeah??

Yes and soup for breakfast! Especially the thin kind.