Misshotndeep
Tumbleweed
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2013
- Posts
- 33,352
Damn! I know my goodies are awesome and all but I broke up with you months ago at this point. Go away. 


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Like cadavers?Dude pretty fucking bummed that the MILFs in this Jazzercise class dont look like Olivia Newton John
You have an alarm for fucking? Does it vibrate or squirt you awake?"Fucking alarm going off at 4.30!"
I wish I had a licking alarm.You have an alarm for fucking? Does it vibrate or squirt you awake?
When would you like me to move in?I wish I had a licking alarm.![]()
She might prefer an oral alarm clockYou have an alarm for fucking? Does it vibrate or squirt you awake?
I like where this is goingWhen would you like me to move in?
Oh shite! She died. My bad.Like cadavers?
(Too soon?)
When would you like me to move in?
Move to the west coast! And take me with you!should I move? I'm kinda over the east coast...
I love your beautiful self. Fuck that bs.I just have to laugh at the pretense that I'm "blocked" but somehow my threads are still available for viewing. It's either I'm not blocked and for some reason they're pretending that I am or they seek me out?
Ah well, I'm glad I'm still irresistible to unhappy peopleOh Lit. Never change
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This sounds like math I have no answer for...I just have to laugh at the pretense that I'm "blocked" but somehow my threads are still available for viewing. It's either I'm not blocked and for some reason they're pretending that I am or they seek me out?
Ah well, I'm glad I'm still irresistible to unhappy peopleOh Lit. Never change
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Exactly...that's why I didn't try to solve!thanks darling. It doesn't bother me at all. You just have to laugh at some people's logic.
We don't fuck with math, Frank! Total boner killer.
Be careful buying them. You don’t want to add insole to injury.I need to get some insoles for my shoes.
But the rest of me is pretty fucking sexy, right?Your arrogance is a turn off.