What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Orchidea73]

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[Lady2020]

I now know what it's like to brush my teeth with cortisone cream. I mistook the red tube of cortisone for the red tube of toothpaste. It actually wasn't too horrible, but it took me a few seconds too long to figure out why the toothpaste tasted weird af.

 

[Orchidea73]

I now know what it's like to brush my teeth with cortisone cream. I mistook the red tube of cortisone for the red tube of toothpaste. It actually wasn't too horrible, but it took me a few seconds too long to figure out why the toothpaste tasted weird af.

The other day I swallowed the mouthwash. I was reading while washing my teeth and I completely forgot to spill it out. I kinda freaked out for a sec. lol

 

[NeonSubtlety]

There was a centipede racing across the floor when I woke up this morning. I never knew how little respect I had for property rights until I lit that match.

 

[Btq97]

That the sound of the rain on the window is more than enough excuse to avoid dealing with the triffid that had taken the place of the hedge in the front garden.

 

[BDA73]

Thinking that she is very good at what she is doing

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

My head is quieter today, phew!

 

[sinfulchaoticdesires]

I wish that I didn't feel things sometimes.. then I remember we are humans. Ergo we feel things.... #depression

 

[lacandy]

I’m thinking that I need to pay daughters tuition…but it so much money the I try not to think about it - it’s a viscous cycle

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

Did that guy really use his left blinker to take the exit on the right?

 

[SeymourBush]

I can't believe the caning emoji is gone. Fuck this new interface.

 

[Lady2020]

Dreamt about Johnny Depp again.

 

[Orchidea73]

I don't like travelling with car at all. Give me the train anytime.

 

[Tallulah82]

You shouldn't fucking get a rescue dog if you can't fucking provide what it needs properly.

Of course, you shouldn't get a dog AT ALL anyway if you can't commit to the basics.

 

[Susurration]

I wish I were still the right side of forty.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Jeez, I post some fucking shit when I am drinking

 

[cole4258]

Thinking I partied a bit too much last night. But the band was good.

 

[Wildfly11]

Thinking I will read a literature story and take my time stroking to a big orgasm. I have to run out now so thinking about a time today that I can fit it in!

 

[ImSinister]

Get up or stay in bed? The internal struggle.

 

[Chillygirl]

Get up or stay in bed? The internal struggle.

Stay in bed of course…unless you need coffee.

 

[ImSinister]

Stay in bed of course…unless you need coffee.

That seems like wise advice.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Think it’s about time to get the hell out of Dodge. Nothing really has changed.

 

[ImSinister]

Meet the new boss … same as the old boss.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I guess I have no sex appeal.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I guess I have no sex appeal.

They don’t have an eye roll for response. Oh wait, I guess I don’t EITHER.