What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Hey Sausage, good to see you.

By “sex toys” you do mean the men of Lit don’t you 🤣. Too late, they knocked, I let them in and they are now chained in the basement waiting for me to take my pleasure from them 😏

Well I would never hide the men from you. What else would you play with? Is it like take a number at the deli style? "Number 15, what can I take from you?"
 
Well I would never hide the men from you. What else would you play with? Is it like take a number at the deli style? "Number 15, what can I take from you?"
Oooh, deli style sounds good. There are a couple in the corner just primed for a spit roast 😁
 
The trajectory of my Tuesday is going to depend an awful lot on how long the paczki line is.
 
It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything is fine.

I need someone (other than me or J) to back out of this wedding though. Or for family to stop making up.
 
I washed 3 potholders this week and only 2 came out. It’s just a waiting game now. When does this fucking thanksgiving-themed potholder fall out of a pant leg while I’m in front of someone important?
 
About a stupid song, can’t get it out of my head.
got the perfect cure for your problem:
1. find Paul Simons song, "A Red Rubber Ball"
2. sing it over and over in your head until you can't hear the song thats bothering you.
 
got the perfect cure for your problem:
1. find Paul Simons song, "A Red Rubber Ball"
2. sing it over and over in your head until you can't hear the song thats bothering you.
Red Rubber Ball was made famous by the Cyrkle, and is a great song
 
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