What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Coz guys don’t want their bitches knowing about their other bitches.

Both my bitches and my other bitches, and yes even my side bitches, are figments of my imagination. If they start warring my head's gonna get awfully loud and uncomfy.
 
:eek:

You know you’re at least partially problematic when you’re driving behind the sheep truck on its way to the abbatoir and you feel desperately sad for those little sheep…

… but not quite sad enough to stop you veering off to the supermarket to go and buy a leg of lamb for dinner tonight.

If being cute was all there was, they wouldn't be so tasty.
 
Love this quote. Same thing happened to me, except it was five years.

I should be less forgiving; it was the second time he did it. Sought me out, messaged me, slowly rebuilt the trust, reminisced, unloaded the contents of his heart, encouraged me to do the same. Said he'd be crippled if he lost me again...the only true love of his life...

Disappeared with a one-word text...been two months of silence, feel like a crack addict going cold-turkey.:( We all break our own rules for someone...
 
I wonder how much of that half-time show was lip syncing and how much was real singing/rapping.
 
There's not been a lot of flirting going on around here, and it shows.

Lol I think we’ve all flirted with each other...just passing partners around like a square dance. How are there thousands of people on this site but the same 50 (I’m being very generous) always on the boards?
 
Lol I think we’ve all flirted with each other...just passing partners around like a square dance. How are there thousands of people on this site but the same 50 (I’m being very generous) always on the boards?

Those are the ones not doing anything else. Wait...that would be me! :eek:
 
Lol I think we’ve all flirted with each other...just passing partners around like a square dance. How are there thousands of people on this site but the same 50 (I’m being very generous) always on the boards?

What's really gonna bake your noodle later is when you realize that of those 50, at least half are actually alts of the same 3 people.
 
I wonder when this whole “being wide awake in the middle of the night” thing is going to end.

I was happily surprised to see you here this time of night. 😁
It’s a lot of old people who had to wake up to pee and couldn’t get back to sleep who are here at this hour. 🙋*♀️
 
I was happily surprised to see you here this time of night. 😁
It’s a lot of old people who had to wake up to pee and couldn’t get back to sleep who are here at this hour. 🙋*♀️

Some of us haven't been to bed yet because it's still early on this coast! 🙃
 
I wonder when this whole “being wide awake in the middle of the night” thing is going to end.

I was happily surprised to see you here this time of night. 😁
It’s a lot of old people who had to wake up to pee and couldn’t get back to sleep who are here at this hour. 🙋*♀️

Dang. Seems my insomnia is a couple hours off from your insomnia. Seems I missed the party.
 
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