What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[NastyNyx]

I should do the dishes...but I don't wanna.

 

[saustin5432]

Get one decoration and move it from branch to branch each day. It will give you a challenge and a change of scenery every day

Perfect. THIS advice I can get on board with.

 

[saustin5432]

Take the time to waste a moment. Never ask to be forgiven.

(OK, not really my original thought)

 

[cheekygirl75]

I want a house with a ton of land so I can foster all the dogs

 

[NastyNyx]

I want a house with a ton of land so I can foster all the dogs

Aww that's so sweet...I love that

 

[Frankjba1]

Long ass day... I'm beat.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and ask the DJ at my local strip club to start introducing titty dancers with place of origin when they come on stage. Nothing worse than a language barrier when it comes time to start negotiating lap dances and champagne room hand jobs.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

That I’m thankful to live in a country where women have rights and things like air conditioning and hot water heaters aren’t considered luxuries.

What about Booze? Titty bars? Fried Chicken?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, pretty sure this Only Fans model I dig is a counselor at kid’s school. Maybe I could talk her into a beej.

 

[mnbreastluver]

When billionaires get tired of the space race, inevitably one of them will try to make a real life Jurassic Park..

 

[Taegul]

What is the opposite of nostalgia? Yestalgia? It should be, damnit.

 

[46n2]

I wonder if carrots scream when you rip them out of the ground???

Right?

"WTF! I'm just buried here. Go find an anus to do that to!!"

 

[RustyIron]

I'm thinking "The Great Race" was a great race.
Australia is probably the only country in the world that brings out a safety car cause there was an "echidna" crossing the race track, that's kinda funny but cool too.


Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi Oi Oi.

 

[PattiJolene]

I need more time....I'm not ready

 

[ydahecnot]

I should do the dishes...but I don't wanna.

In Soviet Russia, the dishes do you

 

[tnman03]

I should do the dishes...but I don't wanna.

Option a. Automatic dishwasher that you load as you go.

Option b. Paper plates and sandwiches.

Option c. Carry out food.

Option d. Eat at restaurants.

Option e. Show up at friends' houses at supper time.

 

[munch2much]

Weird, I normally have plenty of time to do stuff I want to do.
But suddenly my time isn’t my own.
I look forward to getting it back.

 

[Mika1215]

Nobody is going to fix this shit for me.

Also, I seriously need to have some fun. Way too much work and life.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Time to jump into the swim spa

 

[NastyNyx]

Kinda wish you were closer...

 

[munch2much]

Some people just make you feel good

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and create another E-Harmony account seeking a partner who’ll watch Threes Company, refill my wine and feed me Pringles.

 

[AlexaHalo]

I wonder if she will jump up onto the sink and eat the prawns defrosting if I go have a shower?.

 

[Orchidea73]

An asteroid. I want an asteroid.

 

[Orchidea73]

They better pay me fast.