What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Staying home in your pjs and having coffee brought to you!

Might I add a small detail? How about... and I can understand if you don't agree with me.... the person who brings the coffee on command is tall, dark, handsome, with passionate eyes, abs, and a voice the melts butter. Just a thought of course....

Now to find one and get rid of hubby for a bit. LMAO

 

[cocokittysurprise]

lol this is winter in Alaska…if I waited for the sun to come up I’d never leave the house!

It was -15 so like I said princess parking! Up front and a plug in so my car won’t freeze up. And no cars at the coffee cart so I didn’t have to wait! There’s a silver lining!

-15?
I love cold weather, but I'm not sure if I love it that much LOL
I would need the coffee poured directly on me, not just in me at that point.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

-15?
I love cold weather, but I'm not sure if I love it that much LOL
I would need the coffee poured directly on me, not just in me at that point.

Here you go....

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/100-pure-coffee-iv-drip-600nw-2666930943.jpg

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Here you go....

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/100-pure-coffee-iv-drip-600nw-2666930943.jpg

Way better than B12 infusions, that's for sure LOL

 

[TwoTaTango]

My Thermos is Full Time to Hit the Road

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Way better than B12 infusions, that's for sure LOL

A smidge better than iron dextran infusion... lol

 

[Chillygirl]

-15?
I love cold weather, but I'm not sure if I love it that much LOL
I would need the coffee poured directly on me, not just in me at that point.

Haha that’s not how it works up here! Poured on you it would immediately freeze!

Seat warmers, heated steering wheel, heat cranked up. Make sure your window didn’t freeze closed BEFORE you get to the coffee cart or you have to open your door. When you get to work put on your gloves and plug your car in and then grab your stuff and waddle as fast as you can across the icy parking lot. Get inside to your office while cursing under your breath and asking yourself why you live where the air hurts you and finally sit and enjoy your still surprisingly hot coffee!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I got more good, actionable comments at the critique of my revised short story last night at my writer's group meeting.

 

[redcalling]

“why do you live where the air hurts?”

I picture myself covered in layers a shirt, a flannel, a jacket, a beanie and hood. Icicles forming on my make shift mustache and melting with every chilly breath just a bit warmer than the air. I am moving faster than it seems trying to find my way to the door across the Black Sea of asphalt. If I take a moment to take it in the sight is beautiful, if I take a moment to take it in time might stop, if I take a moment I might just die in the frost.

My mind wanders when I read words that seem poetic. I’m thinking maybe I could be a poet some day…or maybe I’ll just stay where it’s warm but think it’s cold and drink my iced coffee today.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I miss my Friday morning pastry.

 

[ShaneoD]

I love my job

 

[cheekygirl75]

I love my job

I can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not…

 

[MrPimms]

I miss my Friday morning pastry.

Greggs. Always greggs.

 

[ShaneoD]

I can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not…

No really, I was an hour late for my swapped shift, thought I was going to be in trouble, then they told me to have a cup of tea to calm down before they checked my attendance and told me not to worry about it, that's after this mornings drama too

 

[redcalling]

Greggs. Always greggs.

Fuck now I want some eggs

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I love my job

Did someone abduct you? Blink twice for yes, once for no.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Greggs. Always greggs.

No Greggs in the US or at least not near me

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

tall, dark, handsome, with passionate eyes, abs, and a voice the melts butter

Hmm. Can these abs just be passionate or do they have to be visible too? Ahh nevermind the last time I melted butter it was because I left the butter tray on the oven.

 

[italiansexylady]

You had me at go birds. Dh is the icing on the cake

Yay another Birds fan! They are pissing me off a little at the moment but I love them still.
Go Birds

Ahhh so you get the DH !! Love it !

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking it's time to get some errands done ...

*poof*

 

[Cat]

Dark, wine red velvet tuxedos... They can be so unbelievably sexy.

 

[TheGoodLife3976]

Hindsight is not 20/20. It's telescopic.

 

[Mrtenant]

Since when did MarA Lago face become the standard for beauty? every time I see it, I'm shocked at the destruction these men and women have done to their faces. Horrified really.

 

[Jodaily]

So it wasn’t -15 here, it was 9 yesterday morning, which made me think of the saying colder than a witches tit in a brass bra. That is a real saying coined by sailors back when they were sailing ships. They always had their cannons up on the deck where they were constantly exposed to the weather. Now they always kept a large mound of cannon balls next to the cannons, which they stacked on a triangular base to keep those bastards from rolling all over the place. Wouldn’t do at all to have to go chasing all over the deck trying to find them when somebody’s lobbing balls at you. Back to the brass bra. The cannon balls were made of iron and would rust when they were always wet. If the base was also made of iron the damn things would rust solid. Some genius sailor came up with the idea of making the base out of brass and the cannonballs wouldn’t rust to the base. The base was triangular so they could stack a bunch on there easily. Once stacked up they had a pyramid shape to them. Called a witches tit. All resting on a brass base which was called a, duh, bra. And it was often really fucking cold, hence cold as a witches tit in a brass bra. . And that is your history lesson for the day

 

[SecretGentExploring]

Hmm, I wonder what she is thinking right now?