What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LostHorizon]

Despite making my pee smell funny asparagus is still one of my favorite veggies.

 

[latecomer91364]

I'd like to know who penned this precious little Holiday ditty:

"Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg"

I'm pretty sure it's not a missing verse to James Lord Pierpont's time-honored 1857 Christmas song, so the author needs to be recognized for his almost Chaucerian insights.

 

[Xerxes82]

All I want is to have enough self-control to get through the night without sending a horny dm to any Lit ladies.

The bar is set nice and low.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

How is it only Tuesday?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I’m trying to decide between ice cream and whiskey.

 

[dkak001]

I’m trying to decide between ice cream and whiskey.

Both!

 

[Xerxes82]

I may be ever so slightly drunk

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m trying to decide between ice cream and whiskey.

Ice cream with whisky on it?

I may be ever so slightly drunk

I thought you were as pure as the driven snow!?

 

[Xerxes82]

I thought you were as pure as the driven snow!?

Not as pure as the bourbon, apparently.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why the sad face @FistfulOfMyHair ? No whisky floats for you?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Why the sad face @FistfulOfMyHair ? No whisky floats for you?

That sounds terrible. I finished my ice cream and can’t move.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why do people eat ice cream when it's COLD OUTSIDE?

*looking at the posters above me*

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why do people eat ice cream when it's COLD OUTSIDE?

*looking at the posters above me*

A) ice cream is delicious any time! Along with ice coffee
and
B) I don’t believe it’s really that cold where you are

 

[EvaLane]

And here I am craving a slushie

 

[Chillygirl]

Why do people eat ice cream when it's COLD OUTSIDE?

*looking at the posters above me*

Alaska has some of the highest ice cream sales per capita.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A) ice cream is delicious any time! Along with ice coffee
and
B) I don’t believe it’s really that cold where you are

A. Ice cream is great in summer - coffee? Never!
B. It was 32° this morning and that's plenty cold when our normal annual average is "way too hot" on the thermometer.

And here I am craving a slushie

Weirdo

Alaska has some of the highest ice cream sales per capita.

More weirdos.


Winter is for hot cobblers and apple crisps and pie. (With vanilla ice cream if you're my dad!)

 

[EvaLane]

Weirdo

To be fair, I never need to go out into the cold to get my own cold temptations.

There’s a reason my husband’s allowed to be an inside dog during the winter

 

[MiaBabe23]

I’m thinking I somehow thought it was several hours earlier than this and was wondering where everyone was. Now I know. You’re all asleep or getting ready to be

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Along with ice coffee

I don’t mess with Ice coffee. Hot black coffee in summer too.

A. Ice cream is great in summer - coffee? Never!

Maybe you should try wearing socks. It could help you understand ice cream in winter .

There’s a reason my husband’s allowed to be an inside dog during the winter

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. I need coffee.

 

[LostHorizon]

Why do people eat ice cream when it's COLD OUTSIDE?

*looking at the posters above me*

Because ice cream is amazing no matter how cold it is outside. Besides, if it’s WARM INSIDE what difference does it make what’s going on outside?

 

[tugger1987]

Always time for ice cream, rain or shine, hot or cold out.

Iced coffee has been a recent like for me, pushing 100 in NY last summer I was hooked on French vanilla iced latte’s, so refreshing and getting my coffee fix!

 

[mobleedzblue]

Different day, same old bullshit

 

[Crystal_Dust]

You are a fucking idiot

 

[LostHorizon]

And here I am craving a slushie
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Slushie vs ice cream? I can’t even drink that toxic crap on a 100 degree day.

Now a vanilla milk shake on the other hand?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Slushie vs ice cream? I can’t even drink that toxic crap on a 100 degree day.

Now a vanilla milk shake on the other hand?

Maybe if there’s booze in it. Or maybe if it was nostalgic. Like a bubblegum slushy at the pool or something. Should probably still add booze.