What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[mobleedzblue]

Do I leave work now and battle the two hour snow and accident filled drive home? Or wait it out and hope it gets better instead of worse......

Update, I did leave. On the road for 90 minutes already and still have 2 hours to go. Ugh!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Update, I did leave. On the road for 90 minutes already and still have 2 hours to go. Ugh!

I do not begrudge you that drive. Hope you make it home safely!

 

[EvaLane]

How would y’all even begin to explain a hand knit cocksleeve to your wives?

 

[LostHorizon]

How would y’all even begin to explain a hand knit cocksleeve to your wives?

You mean explain why I want one or why I have one?

 

[tugger1987]

How would y’all even begin to explain a hand knit cocksleeve to your wives?

I bought this individual carrot shopping bag

 

[EvaLane]

You mean explain why I want one or why I have one?

lol both

 

[ShaneoD]

You mean explain why I want one or why I have one?

I love how you left out where you got it from as an option too

 

[LostHorizon]

lol both

I guess the logical answer is because I want to keep such an important part of my body safe and warm when it counts.

As far as body parts are concerned he’s a VIP (very important penis).

 

[Xerxes82]

Another weekend survived. And I actually feel really good today. I could use this to do chores around the home, or to get up to trouble.

Sadly I should probably chore.

 

[LostHorizon]

I love how you left out where you got it from as an option too

If we’re talking about being honest about what it is there is no need to leave out where I got it from. Amazon has everything.

If we have to make up excuses and call it something else, that’s a different story.

 

[ShaneoD]

lol both

lol both

Apparently these are a thing, I have no idea how I feel about this

 

[LostHorizon]

Apparently these are a thing, I have no idea how I feel about this

@EvaLane perhaps you should move on from foot socks and on to cock socks.

I see big bucks! That’s the ultimate stocking stuffer!

As well as other things…

 

[ShaneoD]

@EvaLane perhaps you should move on from foot socks and on to cock socks.

I see big bucks! That’s the ultimate stocking stuffer!

As well as other things…

The hot dog one sells for $35, this could be a real money spinner

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Apparently these are a thing, I have no idea how I feel about this

Just.... why? That first one would make the penis look like a sad potato.

 

[LostHorizon]

Just.... why?

To keep the junk warm and safe

 

[ShaneoD]

Just.... why?

I don't know, I'm having horrible flashbacks to those itchy woolie jumpers we had to wear as kids

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I have no idea how I feel about this

I wouldn't be to concerned until @OldDirtyAltGuy gets everyone around here wearing matching ones and forming some kind of club... then we have issues!

 

[TongueLust]

To keep the junk warm and safe

That's what the mouth is for. This is not an invitation.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

To keep the junk warm and safe

There has to be a more effective way to do both of those.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

That's what the mouth is for. This is not an invitation.

Not just the mouth

 

[Tallulah82]

If I created an Alt account what would it be... More slutty? More unwanted opinionated? More quiet... what's the point in that?!

 

[LostHorizon]

That's what the mouth is for. This is not an invitation.

Not just the mouth

The mouth may be warm…. It it isn’t always safe.

 

[LostHorizon]

There has to be a more effective way to do both of those.

There are I am sure. I mean, I just hold mine.

 

[ShaneoD]

Not just the mouth

You forgot the disclaimer, this being lit it probably doesn't help does it?

 

[Xerxes82]

The mouth may be warm…. It it isn’t always safe.

Mayhaps be more discerning about who you let near your junk?