What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[snexxer]

Well, I only come for food. (Not from food, no food down there!)

Oh!.

So you really wanted cucumber sandwiches....

 

[cheekygirl75]

Oh!.

So you really wanted cucumber sandwiches....

Not from food! Only when food is going in my mouth and I’m chewing it. (And I defy anyone to make that sexy. You don’t have to try.)

 

[snexxer]

Not from food! Only when food is going in my mouth and I’m chewing it. (And I defy anyone to make that sexy. You don’t have to try.)

I could, but I won't...

 

[cheekygirl75]

@snexxer deserves another

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Well, I only come for food. (Not from food, no food down there!)

Damn...

*makes note*

No figging
No cucmbers
No whipped cream

 

[cheekygirl75]

Damn...

*makes note*

No figging
No cucmbers
No whipped cream

Exactly!!! Just feed me amazing food

 

[snexxer]

@snexxer deserves another

I know. I said almost.

 

[Xerxes82]

Those came out pretty good, actually. Still think cooking is bullshit, though. If I spend an hour and a half cooking, it should at least make me say “fuck me that’s good!”

If not make me cum…

Clearly you just need someone to cook FOR you. All the tasty food, none of the work.

Hell, get someone pretty and they'll probably be willing to make you cum after dinner while they're at it.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Clearly you just need someone to cook FOR you. All the tasty food, none of the work.

Hell, get someone pretty and they'll probably be willing to make you cum after dinner while they're at it.

You volunteering? You seem to know your way around… a kitchen

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Exactly!!! Just feed me amazing food

No zucchini or eggplant either. But I insist on being allowed to make a Vienna sausage joke every now and then

 

[cheekygirl75]

No zucchini or eggplant either. But I insist on being allowed to make a Vienna sausage joke every now and then

I’ll allow it. As long as it’s just a joke.

 

[Xerxes82]

You volunteering? You seem to know your way around… a kitchen

I would accept that challenge, were the gauntlet thrown.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Exactly!!! Just feed me amazing food

This will make you cum

 

[snexxer]

Exactly!!! Just feed me amazing food

I identify as a delicious meal.

And on that note, and cos its 1:25am. I'm gonna go.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Not from food! Only when food is going in my mouth and I’m chewing it. (And I defy anyone to make that sexy. You don’t have to try.)

That was so dirty that...

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Sometime I forget which account I'm in

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

That was so dirty that...

You called

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You called

One word and you think it's all about you you dirty old alt, you

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

One word and you think it's all about you you dirty old alt, you

Rawr baby.

 

[Wisconsin1965]

Need a hot shower

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

You deleted your post. My apologies.

 

[Xerxes82]

@cheekygirl75

I spent a few minutes thinking about what I'd cook for you, if given the opportunity. It's hard, we'd have to talk about what you like.

But I figured out what I'm making myself for dinner tomorrow! So thanks for that.

Of course, now I have to stop by the grocery store tomorrow because I don't have everything I need.

 

[cheekygirl75]

@cheekygirl75

I spent a few minutes thinking about what I'd cook for you, if given the opportunity. It's hard, we'd have to talk about what you like.

But I figured out what I'm making myself for dinner tomorrow! So thanks for that.

Of course, now I have to stop by the grocery store tomorrow because I don't have everything I need.

I like most things except broccoli. If that helps

 

[Xerxes82]

I like most things except broccoli. If that helps

What could you possibly have against broccoli? It's delish!

 

[cheekygirl75]

What could you possibly have against broccoli? It's delish!

Same thing you have against cabbage! And it smells like vomit.