What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[~Elizabeth~]

Mother trucker, I just realized that my shift starts at 4:30 instead of 4:00 so I'm an hour early to the damn pickup station.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I talk a lot of shit for a muh fucker that drinks tequila on Tuesday afternoons while shedding tears and watching Tony Bourdain New Orleans reruns.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Dude I talk a lot of shit for a muh fucker that drinks tequila on Tuesday afternoons while shedding tears and watching Tony Bourdain New Orleans reruns.

Part of your charm

 

[MrPimms]

Being on alert for a month is not fun, especially when fireworks still going off.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Part of your charm

Thanks. Next week hopefully back to real work.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I’m just thinking of all the people I’ve known, near and far, through all the years of my life. What great companions for the sweeping adventure it’s been.

 

[Tallulah82]

Well, I clicked on one of the question threads and ooof, I'm not answering that question. This is not the place to instigate that kind of therapy.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Well, I clicked on one of the question threads and ooof, I'm not answering that question. This is not the place to instigate that kind of therapy.

It’s probably the same one I ran away from .

 

[Tallulah82]

It’s probably the same one I ran away from .

Pssst. It's been answered. It's ok, we can go back now.

 

[Xerxes82]

And that's enough of that for the day

 

[Neanderthal247]

This video always touches me deeply

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Damn. I didn't mean to do that with my other account.

Oh fucking well.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Leaving to go back to the ER in a few. Hopefully there will be a soulution

 

[AmberLGreen]

A post I saw in one of the meme threads has me thinking about a story one of my female friends once told me way back in university.

She and her then boyfriend were fucking, and he suddenly paused, said something to the effect of "You've put on some weight, you're looking a little fat," and then resumed his thrusting.

Like... what? This lovely (and she was lovely) girl is letting you between her thighs and that's what you're thinking about?

People be weird, yo.

I would have told him his dick was too small but he never hears me complaining

 

[AmberLGreen]

Your neighbor?

Or this version

 

[cheekygirl75]

Or this version

We used to sing that version at a bar I went to

 

[jason28053]

 

[Dribble]

Dude I talk a lot of shit for a muh fucker that drinks tequila on Tuesday afternoons while shedding tears and watching Tony Bourdain New Orleans reruns.

Ummmm....it is Thursday....you can remember what you did 2 afternoons ago?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Ummmm....it is Thursday....you can remember what you did 2 afternoons ago?

Same shit as today fucked off

 

[cocokittysurprise]

It may be a bourbon kinda night.

 

[Chillygirl]

I shouldn’t have eaten that…

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Do I want an Oreo or should I just brush my teeth?

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

Do I want an Oreo or should I just brush my teeth?

Oreo. Always.

 

[LostHorizon]

Do I want an Oreo or should I just brush my teeth?

Have your Oreo then brush your teeth

 

[Xerxes82]

Do I want an Oreo or should I just brush my teeth?

If you can stop at one you have far more self control than I.