What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I am barely capable of keeping up with my own ignorance heaven forbid there was two of me!

It ain't easy, Mr Lord. It ain't easy.

 

[jason28053]

I am looking at them in a masturbating way

I reserved this for Kit Kat Bar

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ah yes. But the mystery is the game.

Besides, you didn't want to guess.

Still don’t.

I prefer you remaining a mystery to me. I might like this you better than the other. Why ruin it?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oh and shouldn't mods have a badge to identify themselves as such?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I’m thinking

I’m thinking I have no idea what to do with pita bread. Any ideas?

tabouli and hummus are my favorite. Cheese and olives can work too.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I’m thinking

tabouli and hummus are my favorite. Cheese and olives can work too.

Cheese and olives I have
Thank you!

 

[jason28053]

I'm going to start saying Jiminy Christmas at the family gatherings.

Golly gee TL, that’s a swell idea

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Still don’t.

I prefer you remaining a mystery to me. I might like this you better than the other. Why ruin it?

True.

But, I might be @Mo_Bandy or @Mr_bogey

I might even be @Lord Pmann

Knowing me might be...co

Whoops! Almost gave too much away

 

[jason28053]

True.

But, I might be @Mo_Bandy or @Mr_bogey

I might even be @Lord Pmann

Knowing me might be...co

Whoops! Almost gave too much away

We all know your real name is YoungCleanGuy

 

[AmberLGreen]

There's two of them for a reason, I s'pose!

It’s the same as why a KFC bucket is finger lickin’ good

 

[MedicalMuse]

True.

But, I might be @Mo_Bandy

Nope, he’s got a style you don’t have.

or @Mr_bogey

We haven’t talked in a very long time.

I might even be @Lord Pmann

There hasn’t been a vacuum mentioned

Knowing me might be...co

Whoops! Almost gave too much away

I prefer this you, I can almost guarantee.

Though, I might find the other you less irritating? Who knows. We’re stuck where we are. We’ll make the best of it

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

We all know your real name is YoungCleanGuy

Damn. I wasn't expecting that.

 

[jason28053]

It’s the same as why a KFC bucket is finger lickin’ good

You know Colonel Sanders personally I take it.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Nope, he’s got a style you don’t have.

We haven’t talked in a very long time.

There hasn’t been a vacuum mentioned

I prefer this you, I can almost guarantee.

Though, I might find the other you less irritating? Who knows. We’re stuck where we are. We’ll make the best of it

You're right. The "other" is pretty fucking boring.

 

[AmberLGreen]

You know Colonel Sanders personally I take it.

Well, I was a KFC bucket model

 

[TongueLust]

Golly gee TL, that’s a swell idea

Yep! In that same tone.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Well, I was a KFC bucket model

You're all class!

 

[jason28053]

Damn. I wasn't expecting that.

You’re welcome

 

[jason28053]

Well, I was a KFC bucket model

Ahh, a breast and a thigh?

 

[LostHorizon]

True.

But, I might be @Mo_Bandy or @Mr_bogey

I might even be @Lord Pmann

Knowing me might be...co

Whoops! Almost gave too much away

I still think you’re Sean Connery

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I still think you’re Sean Connery

Damn...what gave it away.

 

[LostHorizon]

Damn...what gave it away.

I don’t know who you are but every time I read your posts I hear Sean fucking Connery in my head

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've got super powers!!
(Not really, just in case someone needs to be reassured)

 

[barefootgirl69]

I don’t know who you are but every time I read your posts I hear Sean fucking Connery in my head

*whispers*

Bond. James Bond.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

What’s the difference between the “Currently Masturbating” and Masturbating Right Now” threads?

Isn’t one thread enough for people to report their masterbatory habits?

If one takes the time to report to one, shouldn’t they update the other or is it a competition?

Looking at recent posts you missed a few...
Masturbating right now
Masturbating now
Currently Masturbating *3.0*
Hard/wet currently?
How long has it been since last sex or masturbation

And that doesn't even include the thread that has a misspelling of masturbating.

Masturbation is a popular subject on lit.