What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Tallulah82]

Absolutely not! I would shave Tallulans feet and weave a rope to climb to the moon and cover it in cheese for you before insulting you!

The fuck you just called me Tallulan. Like I'm an alien species.

Wow.

W.
O.
W.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

What about mint chocolate icecream?

I would move heaven and earth for you, princess...but...mint chocolate ice cream

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Firstly, I'm shocked and saddened that you're shocked and saddened that I don't know who you are.

Secondly, I was feigning interest in your feigning interest. My interest is so feigned I don't remember what I was feigning about.

And thirdly, thank you for noting my noting. I shall duly note your note but then misplace it because that's what happens to a lot of my post-its.

Uhm. Hippy.

You win.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

The fuck you just called me Tallulan. Like I'm an alien species.

Wow.

W.
O.
W.

I’m surprised you didn’t say fucking fucker

 

[Tallulah82]

I’m surprised you didn’t say fucking fucker

Can't say it too many times in a day, it'll lose its power.

Plus if I use the word 'fuck' in any capacity with @LordofDargaardkeep he jumps the gun and misreads it and starts beating off before the insult is absorbed. Do you know how annoying it is to have to try and stop a wanking man because he misunderstood? Ugh. So annoying.

 

[LostHorizon]

I absolutely say yes to those threads based on the literal fact that we've said more than hello and less than "I'm cumming!"

And you, not pure? I don't believe it.

What about the folks who say, “Hello! I’m cumming!”?

 

[Tallulah82]

What about the folks who say, “Hello! I’m cumming!”?

I didn't say I don't include those. But you nosey fuckers will never figure out who I've e-boned and who I haven't if I treat you all the same.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Can't say it too many times in a day, it'll lose its power.

Plus if I use the word 'fuck' in any capacity with @LordofDargaardkeep he jumps the gun and misreads it and starts beating off before the insult is absorbed. Do you know how annoying it is to have to try and stop a wanking man because he misunderstood? Ugh. So annoying.

I don’t think it’ll lose all its power, I actually really love that short phrase.

And to be 100% honest, I never had to tell that to a man before, pretty happy I never had to tell him to stop waking, and I never want to be put in that situation too have to say that.

 

[jason28053]

Can't say it too many times in a day, it'll lose its power.

Plus if I use the word 'fuck' in any capacity with @LordofDargaardkeep he jumps the gun and misreads it and starts beating off before the insult is absorbed. Do you know how annoying it is to have to try and stop a wanking man because he misunderstood? Ugh. So annoying.

You should take your comedy routine on the road

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Well...there's a reason why they're on ignore.

 

[Tallulah82]

You should take your comedy routine on the road

Wow, way to tell me to pack my bags and GTFO.


And no way, I'm not funny. I simply bounce off the stuff you lot post.

 

[jason28053]

Wow, way to tell me to pack my bags and GTFO.


And no way, I'm not funny. I simply bounce off the stuff you lot post.

I guess you’ll have to take me on the road with you. We’ll have to share a hotel room of course

 

[MisterChillax]

Not all cookies crumble the same way.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I’ve seen some people here opine that there are a handful of men who get all the women here, at one time or another. I wonder if it’s because of people posting in threads like Have You Chatted or Why Haven’t You PM’d the Poster Above You… but those don’t automatically mean there’s something sexy going on between the posters. It’s possible to have purely platonic messages between men and women - I do it all the time. In fact, assume that anyone I say I’ve chatted with is platonic because you’re most likely right! (With a couple of exceptions - I’m not 100% pure )

THIS.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Christ on a bike, what now????

 

[LostHorizon]

I didn't say I don't include those. But you nosey fuckers will never figure out who I've e-boned and who I haven't if I treat you all the same.

Well I know at least one fucker you haven’t eboned.

 

[Wand3rlust]

And to think all of that started with @cheekygirl75 innocently saying that mint and chocolate don’t belong together.

Lit is such a fascinating place.

She said what now???!!!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

The same dudes love to say they don’t belong here/can’t fit in/can’t participate and it’s like…

Sooooo who made that system up?? If only a handful of guys are actively participating and a ton more of y’all are just silently waiting to be approached, that’s not going to happen. Obviously the men who TRY are going to have a better success rate, especially from a woman who is active and lively on the boards, like duh???

So much this! I notice a lot of "woe is me" from some folks on here. Just like in real life, the wallflower is generally not going to be plucked. Waiting for someone to start a conversation with you seems like an exercise in futility. You see/read something you like, reach out to that person respectfully.... some people have issues with THAT as well.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck I cant be arsed to catch up.

I'm sure it was adequately funny, seeing as I wasnt here, and the best bit was when I was referenced.

Ill say 2 things.

• Oreos are shit. Regardless of flavour.
• What about chocolate orange?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Fuck I cant be arsed to catch up.

I'm sure it was adequately funny, seeing as I wasnt here, and the best bit was when I was referenced.

Ill say 2 things.

• Oreos are shit. Regardless of flavour.
• What about chocolate orange?

No

 

[Sundayschild]

I'm wondering on @cheekygirl75 's opinion of Pineapple on pizza is?

 

[cheekygirl75]

• What about chocolate orange?

Fruit and chocolate don’t go together. Except bananas and occasionally chocolate covered strawberries.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm wondering on @cheekygirl75 's opinion of Pineapple on pizza is?

No problem with that!

 

[peekingone]

Fruit and chocolate don’t go together. Except bananas and occasionally chocolate covered strawberries.

Pineapple and chocolate?

 

[Sundayschild]

That's awful too - as is anyone who thinks it'sacceptable!

Interesting