What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

For you, I never fake it.

Ok I'm about to waterboard myself again, thank you sir!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

But do you? Do you just halt suddenly, spin around and walk away? Or is that too weird in your head, so you have to slow down to a stop, manoeuvre off to the side as though you're checking something, then slowly turn around, pause - just to make sure no-one's watching the weird behaviour - then head back to whence you came?

but isn't that how you handle all your behaviours?
Maybe you should just start carrying one of those little blankets around with you to throw over your head?
We will play along like its Harry Potters cape and you're invisible and we can't see you .. we won't laugh promise..
(unless the blankets short and those hairy ogre clown ankles are sticking out )

 

[cheekygirl75]

What!?

No mint chocolate chip ice cream?
No peppermint patties?
No thin mints?
No whatever those mint chocolate Girl Scout cookies are called?
Andes Candies?

I’m speechless…

Peppermint patties are all right once in awhile.

You don't like mint chocolate?

Nope!

She’s very nice. We are all entitled to our opinions about mint

Thank you! You see my real self, unlike Marie below

@cheekygirl75 hasn't broken my heart so far. But all I'm thinking is that there's more mint chocolate for me when I'm with her.

Perfect solution!

Cheeky and innocent should not be used in the same sentence. She's a bad, bad girl.

How dare you! I’m an angel

Fuck mint and chocolate.

Mint is an herb that when used to enhance a culinary dish, brings the heavens to this terrestrial planet. It should not be mixed with the likes of chocolate.


*sips martini*

"Cheers"

Finally someone with taste!

 

[Tallulah82]

Peppermint patties are all right once in awhile.

Nope!

Thank you! You see my real self, unlike Marie below

Perfect solution!

How dare you! I’m an angel

Finally someone with taste!

So. How "what the actual fuck" were you when you returned?

 

[cheekygirl75]

So. How "what the actual fuck" were you when you returned?

It made my lunch break very entertaining!

 

[dkak001]

What the hell happened in this thread over the last three hours???

 

[Emznz]

I'm here cos I'm horny but that was confusing,

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Well I skipped the mint oreo custard.
Got creamsicles and butterfinger ice cream bars instead. Those will last all week....
Yeah right

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What the hell happened in this thread over the last three hours???

Mayhem ran amuck.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Mayhem ran amuck.

Get Allstate

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well I skipped the mint oreo custard.
Got creamsicles and butterfinger ice cream bars instead. Those will last all week....
Yeah right

I approve!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Get Allstate

You got my reference!

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm here cos I'm horny but that was confusing,

I'd apologise but my forte is taking sexually charged people and whirlwinding them with offbeat scenarios so it plants a seed of deviance in their minds. And boom, they can no longer come on here and wank freely, but they're somehow drawn to fetishes and kinks they'd never have entertained previously.

Tis what I do.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'd apologise but my forte is taking sexually charged people and whirlwinding them with offbeat scenarios so it plants a seed of deviance in their minds. And boom, they can no longer come on here and wank freely, but they're somehow drawn to fetishes and kinks they'd never have entertained previously.

Tis what I do.

And you do it well!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I'd apologise but my forte is taking sexually charged people and whirlwinding them with offbeat scenarios so it plants a seed of deviance in their minds. And boom, they can no longer come on here and wank freely, but they're somehow drawn to fetishes and kinks they'd never have entertained previously.

Tis what I do.

New thread:

Tallulah's fetishes and kinks advice column. You just thought you were weird

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’ve seen some people here opine that there are a handful of men who get all the women here, at one time or another. I wonder if it’s because of people posting in threads like Have You Chatted or Why Haven’t You PM’d the Poster Above You… but those don’t automatically mean there’s something sexy going on between the posters. It’s possible to have purely platonic messages between men and women - I do it all the time. In fact, assume that anyone I say I’ve chatted with is platonic because you’re most likely right! (With a couple of exceptions - I’m not 100% pure )

 

[Cindy027]

Fuck mint and chocolate.

Nooooo!!! We had Karlfazer mint chocolate, okay not as great as marshmallows but still really nice.

 

[EvaLane]

I’ve seen some people here opine that there are a handful of men who get all the women here, at one time or another.

The same dudes love to say they don’t belong here/can’t fit in/can’t participate and it’s like…

Sooooo who made that system up?? If only a handful of guys are actively participating and a ton more of y’all are just silently waiting to be approached, that’s not going to happen. Obviously the men who TRY are going to have a better success rate, especially from a woman who is active and lively on the boards, like duh???

 

[Tallulah82]

I’ve seen some people here opine that there are a handful of men who get all the women here, at one time or another. I wonder if it’s because of people posting in threads like Have You Chatted or Why Haven’t You PM’d the Poster Above You… but those don’t automatically mean there’s something sexy going on between the posters. It’s possible to have purely platonic messages between men and women - I do it all the time. In fact, assume that anyone I say I’ve chatted with is platonic because you’re most likely right! (With a couple of exceptions - I’m not 100% pure )

I absolutely say yes to those threads based on the literal fact that we've said more than hello and less than "I'm cumming!"

And you, not pure? I don't believe it.

 

[jason28053]

I’ve seen some people here opine that there are a handful of men who get all the women here, at one time or another. I wonder if it’s because of people posting in threads like Have You Chatted or Why Haven’t You PM’d the Poster Above You… but those don’t automatically mean there’s something sexy going on between the posters. It’s possible to have purely platonic messages between men and women - I do it all the time. In fact, assume that anyone I say I’ve chatted with is platonic because you’re most likely right! (With a couple of exceptions - I’m not 100% pure )

“Chatting with” does not equate to “e-boning”, that’s definitely true for me too!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I absolutely say yes to those threads based on the literal fact that we've said more than hello and less than "I'm cumming!"

And you, not pure? I don't believe it.

I do tend to overuse "I'm cumming"
In my initial pm

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'd apologise but my forte is taking sexually charged people and whirlwinding them with offbeat scenarios so it plants a seed of deviance in their minds. And boom, they can no longer come on here and wank freely, but they're somehow drawn to fetishes and kinks they'd never have entertained previously.

Tis what I do.

Did you say Tis?
I thought it was jizz?

You sure you're an ogre and not some fur footed hobbit?

I really need you to put those clown shoes back on, I can't finish without them..

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The same dudes love to say they don’t belong here/can’t fit in/can’t participate and it’s like…

Sooooo who made that system up?? If only a handful of guys are actively participating and a ton more of y’all are just silently waiting to be approached, that’s not going to happen. Obviously the men who TRY are going to have a better success rate, especially from a woman who is active and lively on the boards, like duh???

The isle of misfit sex toys

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I’ve seen some people here opine that there are a handful of men who get all the women here, at one time or another. I wonder if it’s because of people posting in threads like Have You Chatted or Why Haven’t You PM’d the Poster Above You… but those don’t automatically mean there’s something sexy going on between the posters. It’s possible to have purely platonic messages between men and women - I do it all the time. In fact, assume that anyone I say I’ve chatted with is platonic because you’re most likely right! (With a couple of exceptions - I’m not 100% pure )

These days my inbox is virginal with an occasional shank. Innocent murder!

 

[Tallulah82]

I do tend to overuse "I'm cumming"
In my initial pm

I used to, but I find that the conversational line of "do you have any pet rabbits?" works more effectively.

Plus there were accusations that I was just using them for their dicks, and not caring about their emotional wellbeing or something they were rambling on about.