LordofDargaardkeep
Low Dick
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- Jun 11, 2025
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Is this an ogre issue? AFAFLook, I have really thick hair. Imagining it coated in chocolate is giving me anxiety.![]()
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Is this an ogre issue? AFAFLook, I have really thick hair. Imagining it coated in chocolate is giving me anxiety.![]()
Where's that meme of Homer Simpson backing through the hedge when you really need it?You know when you enter a thread, see what's going on, and quietly tiptoe away again?
S'ok, sweetie. It's all calm now. You can stay, I'm going. I've been told I'm a bad influence so the others should play nicely now.You know when you enter a thread, see what's going on, and quietly tiptoe away again?

But wait…S'ok, sweetie. It's all calm now. You can stay, I'm going. I've been told I'm a bad influence so the others should play nicely now.![]()
*stares like Wanda*Is this an ogre issue? AFAF
Who told you that? Let me at 'em!S'ok, sweetie. It's all calm now. You can stay, I'm going. I've been told I'm a bad influence so the others should play nicely now.![]()
Mint chocolate. I don't waste cheese.But wait…
It is chocolate or cheese wrestling?
Cheeky and innocent should not be used in the same sentence. She's a bad, bad girl.And to think all of that started with @cheekygirl75 innocently saying that mint and chocolate don’t belong together.
Lit is such a fascinating place.
she is so sexy!*stares like Wanda*
Mint chocolate. I don't waste cheese.
I would NEVER waste an ounce of good cheese.Only mint chocolate now?![]()
Cheeky and innocent should not be used in the same sentence. She's a bad, bad girl.![]()
She likes spankings. And she deserves them because she's a dirty, dirty girl.Tells us more...
slow down there sister you're gonna make your cheese melt..She likes spankings. And she deserves them because she's a dirty, dirty girl.
About what? I'm listening...Just… confused![]()
Fuck mint and chocolate.
Mint is an herb that when used to enhance a culinary dish, brings the heavens to this terrestrial planet. It should not be mixed with the likes of chocolate.
*sips martini*
"Cheers"
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It’s not as painful as walking down the street and realizing you forgot something and then having to turn around againYou know when you enter a thread, see what's going on, and quietly tiptoe away again?
What about mint chocolate icecream?Fuck mint and chocolate.
Mint is an herb that when used to enhance a culinary dish, brings the heavens to this terrestrial planet. It should not be mixed with the likes of chocolate.
*sips martini*
"Cheers"
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But do you? Do you just halt suddenly, spin around and walk away? Or is that too weird in your head, so you have to slow down to a stop, manoeuvre off to the side as though you're checking something, then slowly turn around, pause - just to make sure no-one's watching the weird behaviour - then head back to whence you came?It’s not as painful as walking down the street and realizing you forgot something and then having to turn around again![]()
I usually look my watch or pretend to take an important call, feign shock/ horror and turn on my heel and run like the clappersBut do you? Do you just halt suddenly, spin around and walk away? Or is that too weird in your head, so you have to slow down to a stop, manoeuvre off to the side as though you're checking something, then slowly turn around, pause - just to make sure no-one's watching the weird behaviour - then head back to whence you came?
OR just say fuck it and carry on without it!But do you? Do you just halt suddenly, spin around and walk away? Or is that too weird in your head, so you have to slow down to a stop, manoeuvre off to the side as though you're checking something, then slowly turn around, pause - just to make sure no-one's watching the weird behaviour - then head back to whence you came?
For you, I never fake it.I wonder how hard @Tallulah82 is right now? Or is he just faking it!?![]()