jason28053
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I’m not good at lying. But wouldn’t it be nice if my dick would grow like Pinocchio when I lied ? 
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And could you get a paparazzo friendly window while you're at it?What hotel are we going to this month, darling![]()
Surely Covid is not the right thing to request to do this for you !I'm thinking Covid can suck my ass!! That's all I can think of right now because my brain hurts too bad
I have booked somewhere really classy. Premier Inn at Wembley Stadium on 3rd October. Don’t tell any of these pervy fuckers though or they will be waiting at the door, hoping to join in our funOop Norf or dahn sarf??
Room number 69, I suspect...I have booked somewhere really classy. Premier Inn at Wembley Stadium on 3rd October. Don’t tell any of these pervy fuckers though or they will be waiting at the door, hoping to join in our fun![]()
I'd settle for video via telephoto lens. I don't need to cramp anybody's style.I have booked somewhere really classy. Premier Inn at Wembley Stadium on 3rd October. Don’t tell any of these pervy fuckers though or they will be waiting at the door, hoping to join in our fun![]()

Shit! I'd forgotten I wrote thatNah. Speaking as a Man of Lit, I just copy/paste what I first saw someone else get lucky with on Google Hangouts in 2007.
Nah. Speaking as a Man of Lit, I just copy/paste what I first saw someone else get lucky with on Google Hangouts in 2007.
Shit! I'd forgotten I wrote that
It was the aol chat room pick up lines that got me.Nah. Speaking as a Man of Lit, I just copy/paste what I first saw someone else get lucky with on Google Hangouts in 2007.
And here I thought I was marking myself an an “elder” by using that referenceThat is either the working title from a U2 album or a digital culture reference which someone needs to explain to the elderly?
Suddenly I’m 10 again in those aol chatsA/s/l
Its ok, pops. I guess I didnt realise just how old you were.Thanks. No need to be formal.
Sigh
I go and visit my mum tomorrow and I STILL can't get used to walking in and dad not being there in his chair, coming out with some smart arse remark when he claps eyes on me, that glint in his eye.
So yeah, I now dread going and seeing my mum.
Its ok, pops. I guess I didnt realise just how old you were.
I SAID I DIDN'T REALISE HOW OLD YOU WERE... NO I DON'T want a wurthers original.
You can’t make a pregnant woman laugh like that, I nearly peed myself!!Its ok, pops. I guess I didnt realise just how old you were.
I SAID I DIDN'T REALISE HOW OLD YOU WERE... NO I DON'T want a wurthers original.
Yep. A/s/l?Wanna go to Berlin with me?![]()
Thank youMy wife spent five weeks in a coma from that, back in 2020. Get better soon!
Now that I've hit the goal of 20000 posts, it's time to delete and restart. Well over three years past was someone told me to do.