What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ericalauren]

I really loathe having to wake up early!

 

[Statius]

Your a very sad comedian ..nowones laughing ..enjoy Kar

Hey @epicstretch!

I'm still not interested in doing dirty things with you, even when you call me inbred and think saying I must have taken covid shots hurts my feelings. That was SO SEXY, but I must insist you go fuck yourself, because I'm still not interested.

You're not as funny, intelligent, or as interesting as you insisted, either. I'd say I'm disappointed, but I don't know you except what you've shown me tonight in our brief exchange.

As promised, you were reported. I hope everyone here sees what kind of person you are when you show up in their inbox uninvited like you've done in mine tonight.

You know this already, but you're funny as fuck. And seem nice. Sorry this dill hole harassed you. What a prick.

 

[MrMakersMark]

If I planned to stay awake during this Zoom call today I should have hired a temporary muse to sit on my lap, tell me jokes and feed me skittles.

 

[MissSNG]

If I planned to stay awake during this Zoom call today I should have hired a temporary muse to sit on my lap, tell me jokes and feed me skittles.

I’m available for this position, all I ask is that you share some of your skittles … and maybe let me wiggle around a bit on your lap

 

[Slickrick123]

Its ok guy! Take your time, I have nothing to do today.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’m available for this position, all I ask is that you share some of your skittles … and maybe let me wiggle around a bit on your lap

I accept your terms.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking ...

*poof*

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

When did I last post anything here? I’ll have to check.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm thinking ...

*poof*

 

[j769]

What to cook for breakfast? Bacon and scrambled eggs with a touch of truffle or italian spicy sausage with buttered toast

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

D-5 days until I blow this popsicle stand.

Then who am I going to procure my frozen treats from in the meantime!?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Then who am I going to procure my frozen treats from in the meantime!?

I hear Dairy Queen has a nice selection.

 

[MissSNG]

I accept your terms.

Wooo!! That was easier than I thought! I was prepared to negotiate terms

 

[Chillygirl]

Early morning meeting followed by a security training….someone come kidnap me please!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

When did I last post anything here? I’ll have to check.

slacker

 

[MedicalMuse]

My autobiography will be titled "Check Engine Light Always On"

Is that a commentary on your mental or physical status? AFAF

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Is that a commentary on your mental or physical status? AFAF

Both.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Both.

Excellent! you can be a case study.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Wooo!! That was easier than I thought! I was prepared to negotiate terms

Ordinarily you would be spot on.
But these people are boring me to death, and I am about to pass out in front of them.

So... I am in no position to haggle.
I need periodic laughs, copious sugar and my junk sat on.

 

[Xerxes82]

I owe, I owe, so back to work I go.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Excellent! you can be a case study.

For you, anytime!

As long as the VA doesn't see your results I should be a ok.

And how will I be compensated for being a case study?

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Why is it so damn cold in my house?

 

[Statius]

T

Early morning meeting followed by a security training….someone come kidnap me please!

That would be why the security training is necessary? So you don't get kidnapped? Maybe?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Early morning meeting followed by a security training….someone come kidnap me please!

 

[Chillygirl]

Security code for my door is 1234