What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Hornymwtxn]

Contemplating divorce, or worse. He knows I have to pee, and he's still doing the speed limit. GAH!

Well from personal life experience.... the cops don't care if you soil those nice leather heated seats

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I often wonder how different would the world be if we hadn’t found a way to cross water

I wonder how different our world would be if the Waterworld movie never got released.

I'd have 2 plus hours of my life back

 

[lifeisgood3976]

Contemplating divorce, or worse. He knows I have to pee, and he's still doing the speed limit. GAH!

Explain this "Speed Limit" concept to me, please.

 

[beachbaby179]

Explain this "Speed Limit" concept to me, please.

It's arbitrary and annoying. You don't want to know.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

If I could, I'd travel back in time to kiss the inventor of gelato right in the mouth.

 

[Carmina24]

The Real Game

Gentlemen, come closer.
I’ll tell you a secret - though I’m not sure I should.

It’s not your body I want at first.
It’s your presence.
Your voice in the morning, your words at night.
The way you slip into my day until I can’t remember when you weren’t there.

We trade stories.
We laugh in the spaces between them.
We build a secret language only we can speak.
And then… you stop chasing.

That’s when I notice.
That’s when I want.

By the time I see the rest of you, it’s not curiosity - it’s hunger.
A slow-burn inferno that’s been building for days, weeks…
and when it breaks, it’s beautiful, ruinous, unforgettable.

Ladies - is it just me?

Men - here’s your lesson:
Woo her, but don’t rush her. Let the story write itself instead of skipping to the last page.
Be present in the small ways: the morning check-in, the shared joke, the question you actually listen to the answer of.
Make her feel seen, not just looked at.
Take your time as if you know the ending will be worth the wait.
Because it will be.
Slow is not passive - slow is deliberate.
It’s the difference between a match that flares and dies… and a fire that burns until she can’t sleep without its heat.
Don’t just want her body - earn her trust, her laughter, her anticipation.
And when she finally asks for more, it will be because she’s starving for you.

That’s the real game.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

“I did it. I threw the sandwich.”

 

[WCSGarland]

“I did it. I threw the sandwich.”

NOOOO! Not the sandwich!

 

[Hyacinthus151]

I wonder if the inventor of Gelato and the inventor of Fellatio are related and started the debate of if this ice cream is better than sex

 

[QwertyMaster]

Were any of those vague posts about me? I very much doubt it but I guess I'll never know.

 

[lindi_85]

PSA: my chronic over thinking/oversized arse is telling me you’re all getting laid. Most likely with the same people. A lit orgy if you will. I thought you should all know . You’re welcome

Ironic that I’m usually the one helping others question their problem thinking

 

[Neanderthal247]

PSA: my chronic over thinking/oversized arse is telling me you’re all getting laid. Most likely with the same people. A lit orgy if you will. I thought you should all know . You’re welcome

Ironic that I’m usually the one helping others question their problem thinking

It's a lie, only a small amount of men are getting laid, by the majority of women here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

PSA: my chronic over thinking/oversized arse is telling me you’re all getting laid. Most likely with the same people. A lit orgy if you will. I thought you should all know . You’re welcome

Ironic that I’m usually the one helping others question their problem thinking

Totally am. Oh man! All these tiddies! It’s magnificent

 

[lindi_85]

It's a lie, only a small amount of men are getting laid, by the majority of women here.

Thank you for feeding the voices in my head

 

[Neanderthal247]

Thank you for feeding the voices in my head

I'm a chef, it's what I do

 

[mijayoo]

Why can’t I fall to sleep tonite

 

[justanormaldude87]

My boiler needs fixing and I’m at work busy until 6 with the Mrs complaining over text that she doesn’t know what to say or who’s the right person to call. Sometimes I wish I could be in two places at once.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking ....

Ok then, if that's the way you want it.

 

[Your_enigmatic_escape]

All these thoughts in the past five minutes:

I'm too picky
Do I really know what I want
I wonder what she's doing
How can I convey things easily
I wonder when my pic will clear moderation
Oh the what are you thinking thread, lemme click

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I am thinking do not check what the flavor of the day is at the custard place

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you ever stop and wonder if you smell and no one is telling you?

If you do then you probably don’t, but if you don’t then you very well may.

Just a thought to keep you up at night.

 

[Chillygirl]

thank goodness I only have 2 meetings today!!!

 

[Saltfountain]

I think I have outstayed my welcome and my time here should probably be up

 

[Chillygirl]

I work with two of the laziest people I’ve ever known. One is asleep, snoring at her desk and the other is watching videos on her phone. When the copier showed an error they both looked at it and ignored it. I’m not fixing the error. I’m working on an accounting issue…I’m not fixing the damn copier.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

I don’t want to go back inside.