smtst5
Tequila guy
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2011
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I will never look at tortellini the same way againTortellini is very clitoral. Putting away dinner leftovers and it’s all I can think about now. How did I go so long in life not noticing that?
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I will never look at tortellini the same way againTortellini is very clitoral. Putting away dinner leftovers and it’s all I can think about now. How did I go so long in life not noticing that?
Definitely an Irish CoffeeNormal coffee… or an Irish coffee?
Probably… oh wait that wasn’t directed at me, I admit nothingYou've lost your ever-loving fucking mind, haven’t you?!!!
No, I didn't. I didn't want all the pervs messaging me offering to help.Have you posted to the how horny are you thread?

Spoilsport.No, I didn't. I didn't want all the pervs messaging me offering to help.![]()
The one time where a gift card is a lot more meaningful then drop shipping a present.Who the fuck is buying build-a-bears online?? Isn’t the whole point the experience of making them in the store?![]()
You never know when your luck will run out until you push itI wonder if my husband would bring me a 2nd cup of coffee. Am I pushing my luck?![]()
Just call me grasshopper! I asked and he did! Of course our worker telling him that if he loved me, he'd do it probably is what got it done.You never know when your luck will run out until you push it
I have the wisest of sayings![]()
LOLSpoiling other people's fun is what I do best.![]()
Look, some people just get a little overstimulated when that fuzzy little bear is getting piped full of white fluffy stuffing…it’s nothing to call the cops over!Who the fuck is buying build-a-bears online?? Isn’t the whole point the experience of making them in the store?![]()
Just don’t let those guys know that I am sharing their nudes. @Saltfountain will never give me one if he knewI'm a little worried about what @AmberLGreen charges for her therapy services. I should have asked for a price sheet up front. She's sent way more nudes than I expected or was prepared for!