What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Hornymwtxn]

I shouldn't be allowed on Lit when I'm this horny.

Have you posted to the how horny are you thread?

 

[ericalauren]

New York City is great! But I’m grateful to live in the suburbs.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Baby Seven was euthanized and I am not ok.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

Damn offspring amiright?

Nah, this was work related. I can't stay mad at my kids, no matter how much they deserve it.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

Damn kids keep eating all my Tastykakes.

Nuh-uh! I draw the line there!

 

[smtst5]

Im exhausted and did nothing all day.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A snake may shed it's skin, but it's still a snake.

Also, TOY STORY is 30 years old!? One of my favs!

 

[TongueLust]

Thanks for the reminder, I need to get some snakeskin.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Is there anything cuter than a sleeping puppy?

 

[Chillygirl]

At the dealership waiting for my car…why does it take so long?!

 

[Chillygirl]

How does no one know where my car is….

 

[ericalauren]

My shower felt so good tonight!

 

[smtst5]

How does no one know where my car is….

Found it

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking ...

The next time you do anything like that again, I'm going to place you on ignore!!!

I know you see this message, so take warning ....

 

[cheekygirl75]

I guess after making it clear I don’t “play” with married men, I don’t rate an answer

 

[smtst5]

Tortellini is very clitoral. Putting away dinner leftovers and it’s all I can think about now. How did I go so long in life not noticing that?

I will never look at tortellini the same way again

 

[Hyacinthus151]

The Cicada females must be tired of all of the cat calling by now. Shut the f*ck up already.

 

[ericalauren]

A foot rub would be so nice right now.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Normal coffee… or an Irish coffee?

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Normal coffee… or an Irish coffee?

Definitely an Irish Coffee

 

[Hyacinthus151]

You've lost your ever-loving fucking mind, haven’t you?!!!

Probably… oh wait that wasn’t directed at me, I admit nothing

 

[Tallulah82]

Have you posted to the how horny are you thread?

No, I didn't. I didn't want all the pervs messaging me offering to help.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

No, I didn't. I didn't want all the pervs messaging me offering to help.

Spoilsport.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

And someone else woke up on the wrong side of the Atlantic.

 

[morelikeasong]

Who the fuck is buying build-a-bears online?? Isn’t the whole point the experience of making them in the store?